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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Shoulda let him off his leash when the bloke ran on. Sorted.

    He was a beauty. I liked the collie
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Mar 11, 2018
  2. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Yeah.... what happened?
     
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  3. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Nah. That big ****ing bear like new foundland was my fave, want one. Looked amazing
     
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  4. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Dunno I'm hoping it's that knobhead who always does those wind ups.
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Mar 11, 2018
  5. originallambrettaman

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    I just assumed it was a West Ham fan.
     
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  6. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Arf.

    Geddit
     
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  7. DMD

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    What's the world coming to. Terrierists are getting everywhere.
     
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  8. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Scary. Gives you paws for thought
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Mar 11, 2018
  9. DMD

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    You wag.
     
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    DMD, Mar 11, 2018
  10. Mr Hatem

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    To lighten things up
    ,.....,....

    Patient: “Doctor, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home’.”

    Doctor: “That sounds like ‘Tom Jones syndrome.'”

    Patient: “Is it common?”

    Doctor: “Well…It’s not Unusual….”
     
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  11. Carmine Galante.

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    How do you make Lady Gaga cry?


    Poke her face.


    Best joke ever.

    FACT.
     
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  12. Trau Morgus

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    Last night the Mrs looked out of the living room window and said "there's a man knocking on our door with a beard..."

    I replied "No wonder I can't hear him."

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    Copyright of Steve@Bluebell in Lowgate.
     
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    3EAE96FE-D21E-49B0-BCF8-07E08DCD5AC5.jpeg
     
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  14. Mr Hatem

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    Amin Yapusi, Mar 11, 2018
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  16. DMD

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    Dad, dad, there's a man at the door with a bill.

    Don't be so stupid son, it must be a duck with a hat on.
     
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    DMD, Mar 11, 2018
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  17. Mr Hatem

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    Keeping to the theme, kudos to Carmine.

    Worst Christmas present ever: a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. Keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
     
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  18. DMD

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    I got Bonnie Tyler's video on goal keepers for Christmas, but it was just totally clips of Joe Hart.
     
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    DMD, Mar 11, 2018
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  19. DMD

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. Mr Hatem

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    Two Beach Boys walk into a bar. “Round?” “Round.” “Get a round?” “I’ll get a round!”
     
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