To lighten things up ,.....,.... Patient: “Doctor, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home’.” Doctor: “That sounds like ‘Tom Jones syndrome.'” Patient: “Is it common?” Doctor: “Well…It’s not Unusual….”
Last night the Mrs looked out of the living room window and said "there's a man knocking on our door with a beard..." I replied "No wonder I can't hear him." --- Copyright of Steve@Bluebell in Lowgate.
Dad, dad, there's a man at the door with a bill. Don't be so stupid son, it must be a duck with a hat on.
Keeping to the theme, kudos to Carmine. Worst Christmas present ever: a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. Keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.