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LeftSaidFred said:
Minor point PLT but you say "once the game restarts....end of it" errrr in this instance there wasn't a stop in play, it continued down the other end. So the ref did the right thing imho.
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If the game hasn't been stopped then **** the VAR off. You can't be having a situation like that where a perfectly good goal is scored but then it turns out none of it counts as having happened at all because there was a foul at the other end.
 
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you have been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out with God.'
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'
God commented: 'Well, what is the big deal in inventing something that is pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and cannot run without a road?'
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but are you not the inventor of woman?'
God said, 'Ah, Yes.'
'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional. You have some major design flaws in your invention!
1. There is too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!
'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!!!'
 
Not political but...

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says they are going to sell your house to pay for your nursing care.
So what do you do?

Give anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison..... where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning
and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that they cannot afford to pay for your nursing care.
And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.
Plus, because you are a prisoner you don't have to pay income tax.

Is this a great country or what?
 
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I'm not sure if this clip's from the home or away leg.



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