Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down Just sit right there & I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel End.. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel End...
Does anyone know what a Rorschach ink blot test is? I Googled it, but all I can find are pictures of my parents yelling at me.
This woman owned two Dachshunds, a male and a female. A friend of hers calls one day and says, "How do you keep him away from her when she's in heat?" "Oh that's not a problem" she says, "When I go out, I put the female upstairs." "And does that do the trick?" asks her friend. "Well," she says, "Have you ever seen a Dachshund go upstairs with a hard on?"
