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This woman owned two Dachshunds, a male and a female.
A friend of hers calls one day and says, "How do you keep him away from her when she's in heat?"
"Oh that's not a problem" she says, "When I go out, I put the female upstairs."
"And does that do the trick?" asks her friend.
"Well," she says, "Have you ever seen a Dachshund go upstairs with a hard on?"
 
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DMD said:
This woman owned two Dachshunds, a male and a female.
A friend of hers calls one day and says, "How do you keep him away from her when she's in heat?"
"Oh that's not a problem" she says, "When I go out, I put the female upstairs."
"And does that do the trick?" asks her friend.
"Well," she says, "Have you ever seen a Dachshund go upstairs with a hard on?"
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That took me too long to understand ...
 
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