Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different
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Courtesy Wooperts..
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Popped up in my YouTube suggestions. I felt I had to share this, in particular to the new generation, and also to the nostalgic dirty old sods.
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Make sure you hide somewhere dark and dinghy
A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in
Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.
Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet
at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive.
The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they
could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good
value for money.
Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair
accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in
Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.
Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet
at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive.
The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they
could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good
value for money.
Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair
accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.
Archaeologists have revealed that they have discovered a pornographic magazine in a hedgerow in Colchester that pre-dates the Internet by several years.
The discovery has been hailed by experts as the most exciting find since the lingerie section of a 1979 Freemans catalogue was discovered in a motorway lay-by near Bristol in 2003.
https://newsthump.com/2013/01/23/archaeologists-discover-porn-mag-in-hedge/
The discovery has been hailed by experts as the most exciting find since the lingerie section of a 1979 Freemans catalogue was discovered in a motorway lay-by near Bristol in 2003.
https://newsthump.com/2013/01/23/archaeologists-discover-porn-mag-in-hedge/
I'll never look at her in the same way again...!!
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I’m just watching James martin satdee kitchen
He said he doing a meat pie
He’s done some lovely shin of beef
It’s in a big dish and he’s just put a lid on it!!!
that’s not a ****ing meat pie
End of chat
He said he doing a meat pie
He’s done some lovely shin of beef
It’s in a big dish and he’s just put a lid on it!!!
that’s not a ****ing meat pie
End of chat
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Shhhusssh just be grateful he's using real meat and not some laboratory grown (?) stuff.
A pie is defined as something edible (preferably) entirely encased in pastry.
Anything else is not a pie.
This is not my definition. It was one of Plato's Theory of eternal Forms I believe.
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I’m sorry to dispute this theory but what about a Shepherds or a Cottage Pie? There isn’t any pastry in sight yet for the last multiple decades of my life they have meant exactly what they are...... Discuss
Depends on ingredientsI’m sorry to dispute this theory but what about a Shepherds or a Cottage Pie? There isn’t any pastry in sight yet for the last multiple decades of my life they have meant exactly what they are...... Discuss
You can’t get decent shepherds or cottages to make them out of nowadays
Would the cottage pie be classed as non-meat based?
That would depend on whether you wanted Organic Shepherds or cottages.... I think non organic would be freely available and probably have a little more taste. I’m not sure i could tell the difference between an organic cottage or a non organic cottage to be honest, but then I’m sure organic bricks or whatever they use would be very expensive.... just for the fact they have Organic in the name