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  1. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

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    we’ve all been there..... thankfully my kids are out of the car seat phase lol
     
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  3. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Oh god yes
    Managed that with my lad in the end and leaned forward to give him a kiss and he nutted me!!


    Mind he was 17 so he probably didn’t need it but his mum was always over protective
     
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  4. DMD

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    Apparently, after his claims that he could "remember when rock was young", geologists have now estimated Elton John to be over 4 billion years old.
     
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    A man who was reportedly “high on meth” beat off 15 police officers with one hand while pleasuring himself off with the other.


    Either he has a particularly large hand or those 15 coppers must have had very small cocks.

     
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  9. DMD

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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  12. Kempton

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    I've just fashioned a dildo that smells like my penis.

    It's a bit too late for Christmas, but if any of you lads want to get one for the Missus, pm me...
     
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  13. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Your penis smells of poo ... I’ve heard.
     
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  14. Ron Burguvdy

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    Why would your Missus want a dildo smelling of your penis?
     
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  15. Ron Burguvdy

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    I should have been a tabloid headline writer 'man beats of 15 cops with one hand whilst masturbating with the other...'
     
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  16. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Gets the real life smell but not the real life flaccidity?
     
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    Say Cheese.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. Des Head

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    I get mine with bits of dolphin in it. It's cheaper and it's got bits of dolphin in it. Win win.
     
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  19. Mr Hatem

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    I'm reporting you to Greta.
     
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  20. Chazz Rheinhold

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    People say don’t **** on your own doorstep !! but after 10 pints and a large doner last night, I was too pissed to find my door keys and frankly, I’d like to know what the alternative was.
     
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