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Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different
- Thread starter Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC
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we’ve all been there..... thankfully my kids are out of the car seat phase lol
Oh god yes
Managed that with my lad in the end and leaned forward to give him a kiss and he nutted me!!
Mind he was 17 so he probably didn’t need it but his mum was always over protective
Apparently, after his claims that he could "remember when rock was young", geologists have now estimated Elton John to be over 4 billion years old.
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I've started so I'll finish...
Bloke fights off 15 cops with one hand while masturbating with the other
Andrew Frey was tasered 'multiple times' but continued to touch himself throughout the bizarre confrontation in Beaverton
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/wo...ps-one-21252335.amp?__twitter_impression=true
Bloke fights off 15 cops with one hand while masturbating with the other
Andrew Frey was tasered 'multiple times' but continued to touch himself throughout the bizarre confrontation in Beaverton
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/wo...ps-one-21252335.amp?__twitter_impression=true
A man who was reportedly “high on meth” beat off 15 police officers with one hand while pleasuring himself off with the other.
Either he has a particularly large hand or those 15 coppers must have had very small cocks.
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I've just fashioned a dildo that smells like my penis.
It's a bit too late for Christmas, but if any of you lads want to get one for the Missus, pm me...
It's a bit too late for Christmas, but if any of you lads want to get one for the Missus, pm me...
Gets the real life smell but not the real life flaccidity?
I get mine with bits of dolphin in it. It's cheaper and it's got bits of dolphin in it. Win win.
People say don’t **** on your own doorstep !! but after 10 pints and a large doner last night, I was too pissed to find my door keys and frankly, I’d like to know what the alternative was.