Not very nice about your daughters...I’ve just had the misfortune of sitting through Love Island with the daughters!!!!
only consolation was picking out which one will top theirsen in the coming year.

Okay, on the subject of dates, 'Tainted Love' by Soft Cell was released nearer to the end of the Second World War than to today and a T-Rex is closer in time to seeing a Justin Beiber concert than it is to seeing a live Stegosaurus.
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****ing hell I thought this was a joke
tbh it’s hardly kell surprise is it

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Save business cards of people you don't like. If you ever accidentally hit a parked car, just write 'sorry' on the back and leave it on the windscreen.![]()