Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different
- Thread starter Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC
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My wife was in an accident, earlier.
She got ran over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.
The police rang and said,
"Mr Davies, there's no easy way of telling you this...
She got ran over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.
The police rang and said,
"Mr Davies, there's no easy way of telling you this...
Apparently the average British couple has sex three times a week, whereas Japanese couples have sex only one to two times a year.
This is ****ing upsetting me no end.
I had no ****ing idea that I was Japanese.
This is ****ing upsetting me no end.
I had no ****ing idea that I was Japanese.
Only once a year...that's sushi shame Ernie although it does last for 3 months at a time.
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Explains the funny looks from the staff me and the lass got in the hotel when we were on hols in Tokyo.
Too much said? Yeah probably.
You really think so?
Bit windy in Ireland...
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Except that's four year old Madison Gardner swinging on the door in Lyndhurst, Ohio.
Maybe something's gone on in his family. Wasting your life on here doesn't seem so important then.
I hope he's ok.