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I have seen an alien with my own eyes
It didn't look too much different from us

Two legs but four arms and eyes twice the size of ours but a small nose
And human looking skin

It was literally just picking up small chunks of rock in the yorkshire dales, had a triangular case it placed a few rocks in, i was in a row of trees just watching, shocked, it walked away to the right and i never saw it again
I saw no ship or anything,and i do have a decent quality phone picture

Get the alien pic banged up on here Brady, pronto!*

*first time I've ever written/typed pronto**

** as far as I recall
 
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You're very derisive. It's actually quite annoying that you ignore everything I say and persist with this disjointed view you have of me. I don't mind that people don't believe what I say, I welcome discussion about it. But if you continue to be a dick about it then you're just making yourself look stupid. In a discussion about UFOs and the paranormal, you're making yourself look daft. Think of that.

I'm making myself look daft?<laugh>

How dare someone ignore what you say! The trouble for you is people aren't ignoring what you say but pointing out what utter nonsense it is.

Tell you what, no one post on the subject again until someone has posted irrefutable proof that that we have been visited by aliens or that a crystal clear photo of a UFO shows it is an alien craft, which surely is not impossible given all the high tech cameras around nowadays. Even phones have cameras capable of taking sharp pictures. In the meantime we will have to content ourselves with grainy pictures of hubcaps whizzing about.
 
I have seen an alien with my own eyes
It didn't look too much different from us

Two legs but four arms and eyes twice the size of ours but a small nose
And human looking skin

It was literally just picking up small chunks of rock in the yorkshire dales, had a triangular case it placed a few rocks in, i was in a row of trees just watching, shocked, it walked away to the right and i never saw it again
I saw no ship or anything,and i do have a decent quality phone picture
I'm making myself look daft?<laugh>

How dare someone ignore what you say! The trouble for you is people aren't ignoring what you say but pointing out what utter nonsense it is.

Tell you what, no one post on the subject again until someone has posted irrefutable proof that that we have been visited by aliens or that a crystal clear photo of a UFO shows it is an alien craft, which surely is not impossible given all the high tech cameras around nowadays. Even phones have cameras capable of taking sharp pictures. In the meantime we will have to content ourselves with grainy pictures of hubcaps whizzing about.

Complete guess here with no evidence at all - but surely there's a good 500million people on the planet permanently with a camera on their person. You'd think therefore someone would get entirely conclusive non grainy / shaky evidence of a visitor to our world.

By someone, I don't include Brady and his yet to be shared pic.
 
Complete guess here with no evidence at all - but surely there's a good 500million people on the planet permanently with a camera on their person. You'd think therefore someone would get entirely conclusive non grainy / shaky evidence of a visitor to our world.

By someone, I don't include Brady and his yet to be shared pic.

Sterling will be along to explain how his research shows they are invisible to all cameras but can be seen by those in the know.
 
Complete guess here with no evidence at all - but surely there's a good 500million people on the planet permanently with a camera on their person. You'd think therefore someone would get entirely conclusive non grainy / shaky evidence of a visitor to our world.

By someone, I don't include Brady and his yet to be shared pic.

Again though, how would you know it was real or not?
 
Not to far off then.

It's still a good ride out. The company reckons it'll take a few decades to develop, which probably means at least 50 years, coupled with the 20 year journey and 4 years to receive a signal back, means that there's not many people alive today that'll get to see any results. If I make it to 112, I'll buy you a pint.
 
It's still a good ride out. The company reckons it'll take a few decades to develop, which probably means at least 50 years, coupled with the 20 year journey and 4 years to receive a signal back, means that there's not many people alive today that'll get to see any results. If I make it to 112, I'll buy you a pint.
You greedy bastard can't you get me one now.
Only £2,19 in Wetherspoons :emoticon-0167-beer::emoticon-0136-giggl
 
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