Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

[Kempton]

I'd post the selfie stood next to her (it is a female BTW) but cynics would only say I photoshopped it. So I'm not going to.

So Nessie is a bird. I've always suspected as much.
You could pm me your pictures. I won't share.

 

[Steven Toast]

Well, this jumped up a notch quickly. For people who are sceptical you sure do get worked up about nothing. Relax. Eat an orange.

I see Castro is getting a bit agro about superiority. Bless.

 

[Barchullona]

Well, this jumped up a notch quickly. For people who are sceptical you sure do get worked up about nothing. Relax. Eat an orange.

I see Castro is getting a bit agro about superiority. Bless.

For someone who is sure he has indisputable evidence of his half-baked theories you do get upset at anyone disputing them. Bless.

 

[Edelman]

How do you know there are not aliens on earth ?

Alien minerals and microbes yes.!
Alien beings travelling here is fantasy.

 

[Barchullona]

So Nessie is a bird. I've always suspected as much.
You could pm me your pictures. I won't share.

Daren't take the risk. A shape-shifting alien, hidden away by the governnent, might find a way of hacking them and make them available before I have finished my research and achieved what I want to,

 

[Steven Toast]

For someone who is sure he has indisputable evidence of his half-baked theories you do get upset at anyone disputing them. Bless.

I didn't say I had evidence, I had research. I think you'll find I didn't confirm or deny anything. Don't put words in my mouth. Or words on my screen. Or whatever.

 

[DMD]

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[Barchullona]

I didn't say I had evidence, I had research. I think you'll find I didn't confirm or deny anything. Don't put words in my mouth. Or words on my screen. Or whatever.

You had research? So do I.

 

[Edelman]

I didn't say I had evidence, I had research. I think you'll find I didn't confirm or deny anything. Don't put words in my mouth. Or words on my screen. Or whatever.

I used to believe that other lifeforms could reach the earth when I was younger.
But after watching a lot of Horizon and Discovery Channel programs it brings the reality of any life reaching us I to focus.
The Voyager space probe is travelling at over 1000 km a second and would take over 80,000 years to reach the nearest star.

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

I used to believe that other lifeforms could reach the earth when I was younger.
But after watching a lot of Horizon and Discovery Channel programs it brings the reality of any life reaching us I to focus.
The Voyager space probe is travelling at over 1000 km a second and would take over 80,000 years to reach the nearest star.

If aliens travel that fast to reach earth no wonder they need to check road signs when they get here.

 

[Steven Toast]

If aliens travel that fast to reach earth no wonder they need to check road signs when they get here.

Well they wouldn't. They'd probably use gravitational lensing to travel such distances. If that were the case.

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Well they wouldn't. They'd probably use gravitational lensing to travel such distances. If that were the case.

In that case what was that definite 100% alien doing by that road sign? Was he trying to confuse us as part of a government conspiracy to make us think that they need road signs?

It's all coming together, if people just open their eyes...

 

[look_back_in_amber]

Charlton must be one of the most meh of all professional teams. Nobody hates them, nobody is excited to play them, I've got next to no memories of ever playing them. They just don't register.

Go on here https://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=3 and post that bummers, most Palace fans hate Charlton.

 

[Steven Toast]

In that case what was that definite 100% alien doing by that road sign? Was he trying to confuse us as part of a government conspiracy to make us think that they need road signs?

It's all coming together, if people just open their eyes...

He might have been drunk, maybe he forgot to shape shift into David Icke. Or a tree.

 

[Des Head]

Well they wouldn't. They'd probably use gravitational lensing to travel such distances. If that were the case.

Only if these lifeforms and their craft have the same mass as a photon and are able to harness the combined mass of entire galaxies.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

In that case what was that definite 100% alien doing by that road sign? Was he trying to confuse us as part of a government conspiracy to make us think that they need road signs?

It's all coming together, if people just open their eyes...

FFS please can we not continue the charade that this "alleged alien" was "hanging around a road sign" It was clearly having a piss probably after a night on the ale(ien).

There are reports in some circles that a kebab wrapper was also found in the vicinity but that it was spirited away for further analysis by the FBI.

Wise up people, these things exist. In fact I had a Doner myself only last night.

 

[Steven Toast]

Only if these lifeforms and their craft have the same mass as a photon and are able to harness the combined mass of entire galaxies.

Well naturally they'd build their craft to suit our understanding of physics so that we could understand it. Otherwise it would be a huge inconvenience.

 

[BrAdY]

I have seen an alien with my own eyes
It didn't look too much different from us

Two legs but four arms and eyes twice the size of ours but a small nose
And human looking skin

It was literally just picking up small chunks of rock in the yorkshire dales, had a triangular case it placed a few rocks in, i was in a row of trees just watching, shocked, it walked away to the right and i never saw it again
I saw no ship or anything,and i do have a decent quality phone picture

 

[Des Head]

I used to believe that other lifeforms could reach the earth when I was younger.
But after watching a lot of Horizon and Discovery Channel programs it brings the reality of any life reaching us I to focus.
The Voyager space probe is travelling at over 1000 km a second and would take over 80,000 years to reach the nearest star.

At which point it would whizz past any planet in seconds or you could slam directly into it, instantly incinerating anything on board. If you actually wanted to orbit a planet you'd need a huge amount of fuel to slow down. More fuel than we can physically launch or even get to those speeds. Aaaand you'd have to start slowing down about 10,000 years before you got there, making it an even longer journey, while waiting eight years for a reply to "Are we nearly there yet?".

You should probably take a book or something.

 

[Steven Toast]

At which point it would whizz past any planet in seconds or you could slam directly into it, instantly incinerating anything on board. If you actually wanted to orbit a planet you'd need a huge amount of fuel to slow down. More fuel than we can physically launch or even get to those speeds. Aaaand you'd have to start slowing down about 10,000 years before you got there, making it an even longer journey, while waiting eight years for a reply to "Are we nearly there yet?".

You should probably take a book or something.

You seem to be basing your figures on human built, liquid propulsion craft. Which is very unlikely to be the source of any fuel for beings travelling light years.