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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    So Nessie is a bird. I've always suspected as much.
    You could pm me your pictures. I won't share.
     
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  2. Steven Toast

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    Well, this jumped up a notch quickly. For people who are sceptical you sure do get worked up about nothing. Relax. Eat an orange.

    I see Castro is getting a bit agro about superiority. Bless.
     
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  3. Barchullona

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    For someone who is sure he has indisputable evidence of his half-baked theories you do get upset at anyone disputing them. Bless.
     
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  4. Edelman

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    Alien minerals and microbes yes.!
    Alien beings travelling here is fantasy.
     
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  5. Barchullona

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    Daren't take the risk. A shape-shifting alien, hidden away by the governnent, might find a way of hacking them and make them available before I have finished my research and achieved what I want to,
     
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  6. Steven Toast

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    I didn't say I had evidence, I had research. I think you'll find I didn't confirm or deny anything. Don't put words in my mouth. Or words on my screen. Or whatever.
     
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  7. DMD

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  8. Barchullona

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    You had research? So do I.
     
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  9. Edelman

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    I used to believe that other lifeforms could reach the earth when I was younger.
    But after watching a lot of Horizon and Discovery Channel programs it brings the reality of any life reaching us I to focus.
    The Voyager space probe is travelling at over 1000 km a second and would take over 80,000 years to reach the nearest star.
     
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  10. bum_chinned_crab

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    If aliens travel that fast to reach earth no wonder they need to check road signs when they get here.
     
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  11. Steven Toast

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    Well they wouldn't. They'd probably use gravitational lensing to travel such distances. If that were the case.
     
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  12. bum_chinned_crab

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    In that case what was that definite 100% alien doing by that road sign? Was he trying to confuse us as part of a government conspiracy to make us think that they need road signs?

    It's all coming together, if people just open their eyes...
     
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  13. look_back_in_amber

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    Go on here https://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=3 and post that bummers, most Palace fans hate Charlton.
     
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  14. Steven Toast

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    He might have been drunk, maybe he forgot to shape shift into David Icke. Or a tree.
     
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  15. Des Head

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    Only if these lifeforms and their craft have the same mass as a photon and are able to harness the combined mass of entire galaxies.
     
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  16. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    FFS please can we not continue the charade that this "alleged alien" was "hanging around a road sign" It was clearly having a piss probably after a night on the ale(ien).

    There are reports in some circles that a kebab wrapper was also found in the vicinity but that it was spirited away for further analysis by the FBI.

    Wise up people, these things exist. In fact I had a Doner myself only last night.
     
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  17. Steven Toast

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    Well naturally they'd build their craft to suit our understanding of physics so that we could understand it. Otherwise it would be a huge inconvenience.
     
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  18. BrAdY

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    I have seen an alien with my own eyes
    It didn't look too much different from us

    Two legs but four arms and eyes twice the size of ours but a small nose
    And human looking skin

    It was literally just picking up small chunks of rock in the yorkshire dales, had a triangular case it placed a few rocks in, i was in a row of trees just watching, shocked, it walked away to the right and i never saw it again
    I saw no ship or anything,and i do have a decent quality phone picture
     
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  19. Des Head

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    At which point it would whizz past any planet in seconds or you could slam directly into it, instantly incinerating anything on board. If you actually wanted to orbit a planet you'd need a huge amount of fuel to slow down. More fuel than we can physically launch or even get to those speeds. Aaaand you'd have to start slowing down about 10,000 years before you got there, making it an even longer journey, while waiting eight years for a reply to "Are we nearly there yet?".

    You should probably take a book or something.
     
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  20. Steven Toast

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    You seem to be basing your figures on human built, liquid propulsion craft. Which is very unlikely to be the source of any fuel for beings travelling light years.
     
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