Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

If you look at that and think politics you're not the man I think you are.

 

Worse. Some were French.

Pro tip; Don't feed Saler brewer's grain. They're angry enough already.

 

Get the alien pic banged up on here Brady, pronto!*

*first time I've ever written/typed pronto**

** as far as I recall

 

I'm making myself look daft?

How dare someone ignore what you say! The trouble for you is people aren't ignoring what you say but pointing out what utter nonsense it is.

Tell you what, no one post on the subject again until someone has posted irrefutable proof that that we have been visited by aliens or that a crystal clear photo of a UFO shows it is an alien craft, which surely is not impossible given all the high tech cameras around nowadays. Even phones have cameras capable of taking sharp pictures. In the meantime we will have to content ourselves with grainy pictures of hubcaps whizzing about.

 

What held you back?

 

Complete guess here with no evidence at all - but surely there's a good 500million people on the planet permanently with a camera on their person. You'd think therefore someone would get entirely conclusive non grainy / shaky evidence of a visitor to our world.

By someone, I don't include Brady and his yet to be shared pic.

 

Sterling will be along to explain how his research shows they are invisible to all cameras but can be seen by those in the know.

 

Not to far off then.

 

Isn't that ghosts you're thinking of?

 

Again though, how would you know it was real or not?

 

It's still a good ride out. The company reckons it'll take a few decades to develop, which probably means at least 50 years, coupled with the 20 year journey and 4 years to receive a signal back, means that there's not many people alive today that'll get to see any results. If I make it to 112, I'll buy you a pint.

 

Now ghosts is a different thing.
I wouldn't disbelief anybody that said they'd experienced it.

 

You greedy bastard can't you get me one now.

Only £2,19 in Wetherspoons ​

 

I don't see how I've got roped into buying you a pint for my 112th birthday now, but as long as there's cake I'll be there.

 

Cake,tea and beer.
The perfect combination

 

This is how to take penalty (not)

 

More keepers should stay in the middle

 

I agree, makes the taker look a right twat.

 

Well, they are both similar. No one has photographed either.