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  1. gelders pie

    gelders pie Well-Known Member

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    What I said there covers the ''putting something back'' bit I guess. So, with £30k still, after the usual house, cars, material things, I would........... you know what, I am struggling at the moment apart from saying it would have to be things that kept the brain working. Maybe my priority would be how to spend time well, rather than money well. I've just realised how boring that all sounds, so I'll point out that the beer and the good times are not being ignored.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Single me: Straight to Vegas first class Virgin Atlantic with a few mates, dancefloor table service at Tao or The Bank, 4 Bottles Belvedere, 4 Bottles JD, group of girls to come and join us, tips for the waitress, suite in the Bellagio, probably comes to around $50,000, hang around for a few days doing the same sort of things.

    Married me: Log on to internet banking, pay off wife's credit cards, spend the rest of the month eating fish fingers and listening to her explain how good her new shoes are.
     
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  3. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬ Forum Moderator

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    Wholeheartedly mate :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    A strange question.

    If you were a footy player earning that, would you get married?
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Don't come running to me when Faisal Al Islam Salami gets your Littlewoods Catalogue details and buys some pans you have to pay for <ok>
     
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  6. its been fun thanks :)

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    likewise don't come running to me when that 'elite' 1% of the population that'll one day inevitably own all the wealth, assets and all banks and they switch your fingertip 'credit' off in their cashless society :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You've changed your user name. Mr Eboue.
     
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    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    That's fair enough
    But people earning that have good accountants
    PAYE is the way that tax is taken
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Your scenario is much less likely to happen to me in my lifetime, hundreds of millions of fraudulent transactions are happening around the world every day, keep your wits about you <ok>

    Also, how do you know I'm not part of the 1%... my profile picture might be a double bluff.
     
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    I remember seeing the monthly payslip in The Sun of some Chelsea player earning 90grand a week a few years back - depressing!

    If I earned that much i'd certainly have the flash house, car, clothes and trophy wife as well as the top of the range of all the kit that goes with it. Probably a couple of holiday homes as well.

    I'd also do a Robbie Fowler and get in to property development so that when I was finished playing I could continue to live the lifestyle.

    All just a dream though!!!
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    PAYE... in the private sector, who creates these jobs?
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Thats the spirit.
     
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    Zlash Well-Known Member

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    I got bored at work, found an amusing picture of zlatan, put it to use.
    plus it doesn't look like i'll get to blame eboue after-all. gutted!
     
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  14. Zlash

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    i certainly wouldn't be getting married in a few months or currently deprive myself of a sphero bb-8 even tho it's only a hundred quid
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    please log in to view this image


    I had to google it as i didnt have a clue what the **** you were on about.

    Wish i hadnt bothered.
     
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  16. Zlash

    Zlash Well-Known Member

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    Sincere apologies Mr. Rothschilds ... would sir like his shoes shined?
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    No. I have seen the old ones and one of the others. That was enough.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Wait til I've finished my Greggs.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Out of interest mate, what do you expect to happen when the 'inevitable' happens?

    How does the world look in this scenario?
     
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