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Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite
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I went into a shop and said, "Would someone sell me a kettle, please ?"
The bloke said "Kenwood" and I said "Where is he ?"
The bloke said "Kenwood" and I said "Where is he ?"
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A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.”
The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.
“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”
The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.
“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”
What do you call a man who spends all his spare time fishing ...
... Rod
... Rod
What do you call a Muslim for gagging for a pint ...
... Mustafa Swallow.
... Mustafa Swallow.
