Spurlock's Ramadan diary

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I think someone needs a Snickers
Nah thats just me being tame lolz...i just cant stand people who are ignorant and cant have a decent debate/conversation without trying to make snide comments and that sweaty boy has only been making sly comments with no positive impact on the conversation in hand.
 
Nah thats just me being tame lolz...i just cant stand people who are ignorant and cant have a decent debate/conversation without trying to make snide comments and that sweaty boy has only been making sly comments with no positive impact on the conversation in hand.
I know little about Islam tbh mate, I'm guessing Ramadan is like a hardcore version of the Christian Lent?

If you crack is there some form of repentance you have to do?
 
Thanks for the offer Lee.

I'd rather meet my maker than you.
Never accept the offer of homemade muffins from random men on the Internet...

It's a recipe for being bound up with gaffer tape and ending up being flushed down the bog in small chunks
 
I know little about Islam tbh mate, I'm guessing Ramadan is like a hardcore version of the Christian Lent?

If you crack is there some form of repentance you have to do?
Thats fine mate i dont expect people to be well versed in something they dont believe in, i myself arent fully up to date on everything. But when you want to find out or learn about anothers culture/belief you have to be genuine, you have to respectful but you can take the piss and joke around no problem, the sweaty boy was doing any favours but taking piss really.

If you crack you make up the fast times 2 or you feed a poor for two meals a day for each day.

Tonbe honest though when you go through the pain and hunger you do appreciate what the people out on the streets and third world must go through. I mean atleast i know i will have a meal at sunset those people have no guarantee of that even, it could be day or week or months before a proper meal.
 
I know little about Islam tbh mate, I'm guessing Ramadan is like a hardcore version of the Christian Lent?

If you crack is there some form of repentance you have to do?
I believe the lent used to be hardcore but has been watered down for people, similar to Christmas really never a Christian thing more of European pagan belief incoporated in to Christianity.
 
I'm pretty good with Islam.

After finishing the Bible I went onto the Kuran. Admittedly some of the pages were missing because I ran out of rizzla's, but I think I manged to work the ending out. Good story tbf.
 
I'm pretty good with Islam.

After finishing the Bible I went onto the Kuran. Admittedly some of the pages were missing because I ran out of rizzla's, but I think I manged to work the ending out. Good story tbf.
Lolz its not a story as it dont really have a ending as such either in quran or bible.
 
There is nothing wrong with that but i guess inbreds like yourself dont even knoe the meaning of the word, just get it from their fav news paper the sun.

Firstly he's not a Sunderland fan. Secondly, I don't think he's being serious but at a guess, a bit of sarcasm. No disrespect but you need to accept a bit of banter. Especially on this board.
 
I'm pretty good with Islam.

After finishing the Bible I went onto the Kuran. Admittedly some of the pages were missing because I ran out of rizzla's, but I think I manged to work the ending out. Good story tbf.

Nazi! Hitler burnt books <whistle>
 
I think you're getting Jews mixed up with books?

I've never smoked a Jew.

They burnt books too. Big fcking bonfires.

You've just ruined my joke now I've had to explain it and make it all serious!

Jews don't like being burnt tbf, they don't like crosses either. Muslims don't like food, drink or sex. Catholics don't like chocolate, themselves and often anyone over the age of consent. And yet if you put all of those things together you have a great night out! Religion has got it all wrong!! <yikes>
 
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Firstly he's not a Sunderland fan. Secondly, I don't think he's being serious but at a guess, a bit of sarcasm. No disrespect but you need to accept a bit of banter. Especially on this board.
There is banter and there is stupidity if you want classify everything as banter thats your choice.