Spurlock's Ramadan diary

^ this so true - spurlock doesn't want to hear that you had steak and he won't want to hear that I had a juicy steak as well (mine was with a side salad) as he must be dreaming of food.
What is it about a bacon sandwich that is so appealing ? Is it the aroma

 

On the other Ramadan thread there was a HIAG that was into core fitness and only ate fish....

Suspicious.

 

Side salad, you say? Nice. I had mine with garlic buttered mushrooms, sauteed potatoes, and pan-fried vine tomatoes. The Merlot was a very nice Chilean; the heavy tannins suit the hefty flavours of the food very nicely.

My best bud Spurlock will definitely not want to hear about any of that.

 

HINT: I may be using heavy wummage for comedic effect.

 

Or you forgot to log into Cornish Clive's account

 

Exactly.

 

That was Clive Cornish.

Or Cornish Clive.

Anyway, he's Welsh.

 

Here's an idea. Stop believing in the silly little man in the sky and stop depraving your body of it's needs. Fool.

 

Top wum-milling, Lee!

 

Depraving your body?! A concept that I indulged in for several years.

I'm into bowls now, though....

 

I'm off to bed @Spurlock is still eating.

 

Yet all the women in your family read peoples palms.

Anyway, I'm eating.

 

Breakfast Egg McMuffin for me, with 8 hash browns. Lots of coffee too.

 

...staff discount?

 

I might try and join our Muslim brothers in their fasting today to show some empathy.

 

How much can you get me off?

 

**** all, but he can lend you his bus pass to get there

 

Thanks Fossy, I mentioned your name and they gave me 2 eggs.