Spurlock's Ramadan diary

Good bantz lads.

 

It was banter. He wasn't literally calling you a jihadist ffs. Isn't self-disclipline and tolerance part of your obligations under Ramadan?

 

I'm going to my local mosque tonight at dusk in my speedo's hoping for a frustrated Islamic bird.

 

Don't, you'll only make them more frustrated

 

Self-discipline and tolerance is part of the obligations throughout not just ramadan. Thats not same as turning the other cheek, you got that wrong its Christianity that says turn the other cheek

Your assuming what he meant are you his spokes person or mystic meg? Why you getting upset, is there a loving im missing here lolz

Assumption is the mother of all f... ups..

 

You do that some guy who hasnt come out yet might come after you once he sees your physique lolz

 

As long as it's not Jihadi John I'm all ears.

 

You're the only one getting upset Highburyal. You need to take a leaf out of Spurlock's book.

As for Sweats, I'm only going by his general posts in other threads on other boards. Put it this way, he no more meant you were literally a jihadi than you meant that all mackems have hairy asses and are inbreds. Banter/sarcasm is a two way street fella.

 

But Mackems are all inbreds with hairy asses, so that's a fail Treble.

 

Not really i dont need to take leaf out of anyones books.

Your choosing to take it as banter that's your choose, i choose to speak back that doesnt mean i am getting upset.

If your expecting me to except everything as banter that wont happen, i will speak as i see fit whether it makes you think im upset!

 

Well said.

Treble need's putting in his place at times

 

Lolz you trying to **** stirr haha

 

I was taking the piss.. Though lest we forget we can't take it out of your religion.. I'd take the piss out of every religion.

My initial comment at spurlock was not vile I'm anyway but a half truth dig about his mrs being his second cousin.

I think you're the one incapable of having a laugh at your own expense. I actually do genuinely have a couple of Muslim pals and I'm exactly the same to them.

 

... she'd need to be more than just frustrated ... partially sighted and no sense of smell too ...

 

That'll do just fine.

 

I dont believe anyone called Skylarker has not rolled a few phat Jewts in his time.

 

Well when you put it like that......

Guilty.

Very guilty.

 

Are you allowed to eat minge during daylights hours like?

 

No because it's juice entering your mouth.

 

you can't even lick bum holes