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Spurlock's Ramadan diary

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jun 9, 2016.

  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Ffs
     
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  2. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Really, i am enjoying it mate.

    I think what most non-Muslims dont realise is that its not just staying away from food but fighting all desires, eyes, tongue and ears.
     
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    And a nice piece of ass!
     
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  4. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Right i might just post snippets of information about ramadan daily for those who are not aware what it means to fast.

    You are allowed to have sex during the night, so still not as bad as hiag lolz
     
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    Can't believe that it's probably his second cousin from a mountain tribe with more facial hair than you..
     
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  6. Treble

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    Actually that would be very useful.

    Ofcourse I expect someone to ask **** about them Gremlins rules!!!
     
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  7. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    I see you have met your mother already haha
     
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  8. Stan

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    Given the limited amount of time you have to eat, drink and shag etc do you cover your missus in food and just go wild?
     
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  9. Highburyal

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    There is plenty of time, although what happens in the bedroom stays there lolz
     
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    So, you shag like a bunny whilst eating your Double whopper?...
     
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  11. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Ramadan = scorching heat/dryness.

    Basically scorching your body and spirit to come out of it at end with feeling of high. This obligatory for all the muslims that are able to keep the fast. The elderly, children, pregnant breastfeeding mothers and the sick do not have to fast.
     
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  12. Sweats

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    Do you not just think it's all utter bollocks really??
     
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  13. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Well i dont know enough about your life to make that decision!
     
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  14. Stan

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    That's probably a question for a different thread which would no doubt turn into a proper slanging match.

    Obviously HIAG and Piskie would also have a WUM **** up sideshow going on throughout it.

    But as it goes, I agree with you Sweats. If there is a god, it's got a twisted sense of humour.
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    Of course so am I. I just animate my human weaknesses for my friends here before they think I'm too much of a boss that going without food and drink doesn't bother me, oh it does!

    Anyway NOM NOM

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  16. Spurlock

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    Would have been my first cousin but I've got an older brother and the basterd got in before me.
     
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    Day number 5 done already. I don't know if it's just me, but the days are going super quick this year.

    This is the only time of the year where I actually am reliable with praying 5 times a day! <laugh>
     
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    And, I bet all five are the same! 'Double whopper with cheese, please' <laugh>
     
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    They have gone smoothly for me too, I know what you mean, it's usually around the middle of the month where time starts to tease. I think what a Fantastic experience every time i look back at Ramadan once the month has passed.
     
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  20. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Absolutely, makes you wonder and appreciate the little things in life and get your priorities in place.
     
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