Spurlock's Ramadan diary

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Fossy still has hubcaps on his car <laugh>

Is it a 1975 metro?

... it's a black BMW if you really must know ... due to be changed in early December this year ... you'd also need to take the alloys ... I'll keep an eye out for a confused looking scouser staring at the wheels in the car park <laugh>
 
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... it's a black BMW if you really must know ... due to be changed in early December this year ... you'd also need to take the alloys ... I'll keep an eye out for a confused looking scouser staring at the wheels in the car park <laugh>
So you're an estate agent then.
 
yes thanks now **** off Tobes..this last hour is the killer....i can smell that mothefunking food!!!

Lack of food is clearly made you delusional. You're quoting me and calling me Tobes.

Count those minutes... or will seconds be better?
 
So just to clear things up a bit @Spurlock am I right in saying food is not the only thing you have to abstain from?

No sex for a whole month <yikes> Ofcourse that's par for the course for HIAG but mate.....

I just hope nobody starts posting pics of any scantily clad women <whistle>
 
So just to clear things up a bit @Spurlock am I right in saying food is not the only thing you have to abstain from?

No sex for a whole month <yikes> Ofcourse that's par for the course for HIAG but mate.....

I just hope nobody starts posting pics of any scantily clad women <whistle>

You can have sex once your fast is broken in the evening. You just have to abstain during the fast, not the month.

Them checkout attendants will have to find something else to do on their lunch breaks at Lidl for the month.