Spurlock's Ramadan diary

Mind over matter mate and its suppose to calm you down spud not make you angry

 

For breakfast I had marmite on toast and a strawberry yoghurt.

 

...that hubcap nicking charge perhaps... on a technicality...

 

Fossy still has hubcaps on his car

Is it a 1975 metro?

 

With a trilby on the back parcel shelf....

 

... it's a black BMW if you really must know ... due to be changed in early December this year ... you'd also need to take the alloys ... I'll keep an eye out for a confused looking scouser staring at the wheels in the car park

 

So you're an estate agent then.

 

... if only ... financial sector ...

 

banker? if so they all need shooting

 

nah ... 'specialist' area of a finance function (and that's all you'll get )

 

Parking machine money collector?

 

Loan shark

Anyway, 2 hours until Peroni O'clock

 

... recollections from the car park where you were confused by the alloy wheels?

 

5pm....don't approach me time.

 

5pm....Burger and beer time

 

Go smash someone in the grid mate.

 

Lack of food is clearly made you delusional. You're quoting me and calling me Tobes.

Count those minutes... or will seconds be better?

 

So just to clear things up a bit @Spurlock am I right in saying food is not the only thing you have to abstain from?

No sex for a whole month Ofcourse that's par for the course for HIAG but mate.....

I just hope nobody starts posting pics of any scantily clad women

 

apologies to Tobes

 

You can have sex once your fast is broken in the evening. You just have to abstain during the fast, not the month.

Them checkout attendants will have to find something else to do on their lunch breaks at Lidl for the month.