I wanted my family to live in a small village, Hull isn't one, what don't you understand about that?
In addition, my kids went to school in Pocklington and I didn't fancy adding sixty miles a day to dropping them off there. All my family and friends live around here, along with my kids friends, other than many of their school friends who lived in York. There's also the rather fundamental issue of there not being any properties like mine in Hull, if you want a large detached property with land in Hull, you're a bit ****ed, as there aren't any.
Your analogy is ****, but to run with it, I'm already with Woman A and she wants to live in Cave.
Where I currently live has absolutely no bearing on my love for my home city and you're definitely being an arsecunt.
So you prefer to live somewhere that isn't Hull. Done and dusted.
Cretin.