Good natured leg pulling is fun. I don't think FLT will see it as anything else.
What I do like about this board and particularly KK, is that some random subject like this throws up a connection between posters that was otherwise unknown. Apart from FLT using the River Hamble for skiing, OranjeBoom used to fish on it at Botley a place that I know well. I used to fish there too and might even know him, but the names not familiar.
It might even lead to car-sharing ...........
Anyone been to the Horse and Jockey, Curbridge, recently? They do great food (esp for Gluten Free, which pleases my daughter immensely!) and they do some great music - including an "open mic" blues night on the 1st Sunday of each month. I try to get there when I can and it's always a good night. The sort of place which deserves to do well .................

Maybe in Warsash or Hamble? I dont think the Horse & Jockey do.