Nsfw: Newcastle vs sunderland banter thread.

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f** me they have a passion for arts & crafts <laugh>


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This is my favorite. Eye catching <laugh>
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not fickle

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So, they remember you vaguely from one player 5 years retired, sound. Mega brand.

You remember him for the same way I remember Jack Colback's last goal for Sunderland, rifling the ball into the net at St James Park.

Colback, by the way, is ****. He's Geordie.

We're known globally, hence why we are one of the top 20, I believe, richest clubs in the world. There's big potential there, we will realise it one day wen the fatman and co leave.
Colback is a below par player. But to get him on a free was a great deal. I still wouldn't have touched him with a bargepole mind, being a turncoat and all <ok>

no fekker has heard of you lot here

I call BS.
 
So, they remember you vaguely from one player 5 years retired, sound. Mega brand.

You remember him for the same way I remember Jack Colback's last goal for Sunderland, rifling the ball into the net at St James Park.

Colback, by the way, is ****. He's Geordie.

not fickle

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The people who now support Pardew are fickle. The majority of us who still want Pardew out, aren't.
 
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From 8 games with a squad that cared not one jot for the club, I won't judge.

I prefer his last goal for NUFC, rifling a shot into the roof of your net in a 4-1 (?) win. 206 goals for NUFC, how many has your top scorer got?


Go abroad and say you're a geordie, people will say "oh, shearer, shearer". Shearer and Keegan made us into a worldwide brand, thus they still have relevance to us.

Why not, is it the normal Geordie trait of selective memory or just eradicating history when it doesn’t fit an argument? <whistle>
 
Is any mackem actually stupid enough to think any black and white believes that Shearer is responsible for us being relegated ffs?

This thread is going to go tits up. I have a few good acquaintances who are red and white. On the other hand, I'm staunchly black and white. I despise your football club, your plastic city and the vast majority of your fans. Your town centre is a ****hole, your town on the whole is a dump. You have nothing to offer, and no identity of your own. Sunderland is a second class "city".

Always in the shadow of Newcastle, and the thing that hurts you the most is, that you know it.
 
We're known globally, hence why we are one of the top 20, I believe, richest clubs in the world. There's big potential there, we will realise it one day wen the fatman and co leave.

Really? But what for?? It's not as if you've won owt for 45 years...

Horse punching, riots, pitch invasions...?
 
you happy playing here?

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I don't get it.
Why not, is it the normal Geordie trait of selective memory or just eradicating history when it doesn&#8217;t fit an argument? <whistle>
No we just respect our club legends, rather than treating them so badly that they get to the point of hating all the fans that used to adore them a la "Sir" Niall Quinn <whistle>
A great deal? The salary he's on means you'll pay approx 36 times his value in it's term

Aye, cracking deal mate.

Bog standard premier league wage now is 20-25k. I'd say Colback's worth about 20k a week. We're probably paying him 30, unless you have some inside knowledge on the contract? Considering we paid nothing for him it's a good deal. But as a blind-sighted R&W scumbag you will probably point him out as a player worth about a tenner not that he's left you, and dug the knife in on the way out. <whistle>

Plus, I don't even care about the money, it was worth mllions just to see HOW bitter we managed to make SAFC. No club has ever got under their rivals skin as much as we did there, and that can't even be argued. FFS, the Twitter post with pictures of him mocking us was bad enough, but then you go and release a club statement crying about it, have some self respect <laugh>
 
Is any mackem actually stupid enough to think any black and white believes that Shearer is responsible for us being relegated ffs?

This thread is going to go tits up. I have a few good acquaintances who are red and white. On the other hand, I'm staunchly black and white. I despise your football club, your plastic city and the vast majority of your fans. Your town centre is a s**thole, your town on the whole is a dump. You have nothing to offer, and no identity of your own. Sunderland is a second class "city".

Always in the shadow of Newcastle, and the thing that hurts you the most is, that you know it.

Bollocks, mate. Until you win something you're not actually casting a shadow :)

As for the city stuff, well Newcastle's OK, but if you really think it's some gleaming metropolis, think again. Both Newcastle and Sunderland are pretty crappy if the truth be told...
 
Bollocks, mate. Until you win something you're not actually casting a shadow :)

As for the city stuff, well Newcastle's OK, but if you really think it's some gleaming metropolis, think again. Both Newcastle and Sunderland are pretty crappy if the truth be told...

Howay mate Newcastle is nowt special but it IS some gleaming metropolis compared to Sunderland.
 
Is any mackem actually stupid enough to think any black and white believes that Shearer is responsible for us being relegated ffs?

This thread is going to go tits up. I have a few good acquaintances who are red and white. On the other hand, I'm staunchly black and white. I despise your football club, your plastic city and the vast majority of your fans. Your town centre is a ****hole, your town on the whole is a dump. You have nothing to offer, and no identity of your own. Sunderland is a second class "city".

Always in the shadow of Newcastle, and the thing that hurts you the most is, that you know it.

All points, well made.
 
Is any mackem actually stupid enough to think any black and white believes that Shearer is responsible for us being relegated ffs?

This thread is going to go tits up. I have a few good acquaintances who are red and white. On the other hand, I'm staunchly black and white. I despise your football club, your plastic city and the vast majority of your fans. Your town centre is a ****hole, your town on the whole is a dump. You have nothing to offer, and no identity of your own. Sunderland is a second class "city".

Always in the shadow of Newcastle, and the thing that hurts you the most is, that you know it.

I don't disagree on the city side as I've said many times, Newcastle is an amazing city.

Some lovely buildings on the walk back to central station after a 3-0 win or 2.
 
Is any mackem actually stupid enough to think any black and white believes that Shearer is responsible for us being relegated ffs?

This thread is going to go tits up. I have a few good acquaintances who are red and white. On the other hand, I'm staunchly black and white. I despise your football club, your plastic city and the vast majority of your fans. Your town centre is a s**thole, your town on the whole is a dump. You have nothing to offer, and no identity of your own. Sunderland is a second class "city".

Always in the shadow of Newcastle, and the thing that hurts you the most is, that you know it.

Behave SOMB It's just footy banter, in fact, looks like you're the one taking it beyond footy and lowering tone. Lighten up man. Didn't think you'd be the first to hit meltdown fella. :emoticon-0109-kiss: :emoticon-0172-mooni
 
Ha'way yersel'. I can assure you it ain't. Anyways, South Shields makes both of them look Bombay <laugh>
<laugh> Shields always has a place in my heart, been going there since I was a baby. It's beautiful until you get about 5 yards back from the sea front <laugh>
I don't disagree on the city side as I've said many times, Newcastle is an amazing city.

Some lovely buildings on the walk back to central station after a 3-0 win or 2.

<laugh> Yeah but at least the derbies aren't our cup final like they are for you mack...oh wait
 
Really? But what for?? It's not as if you've won owt for 45 years...

Horse punching, riots, pitch invasions...?

Try 60 years Sid, unless you count the "by invitation, if you hold a trade fair" Inter City Fairs Cup, which has changed through the mists of time from a joke tournament to an important achievement <ok>