Scotch Independence - the countdown

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Should Scotland be an Independent Country?

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Jock **** said:
Ireland needed guns, but Scots only need a pen for independence

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For Scots afraid to take the plunge, I have this to propose: Take the short trip to Dublin and ask one random person on the street: “Should Ireland rejoin the UK?” After they had finished laughing at you, they’d probably suggest medical help of some sort. It’s a thought so crazy that, no matter what economic troubles (and we’ve had a few) prevail, it is never so much as suggested in Ireland, and if anyone was brave or stupid enough to advocate it they’d be looked at with both amazement and ridicule.
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<applause>
 
DevAdvocate said:
No need, i'm both lithe and light on my feet, and my rifle only weighs a few pounds.
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You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.*:emoticon-0116-evilg
 
InnocentAldo said:
You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.*:emoticon-0116-evilg
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Yeah those Yanks are like that. Gun nuts. **** carrying a rifle about all day for 6 weeks.
 
Jock **** said:
Ireland needed guns, but Scots only need a pen for independence

http://rt.com/op-edge/184785-ireland-scots-independence-popularity/#.VAdfvbTkn6U.twitter
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"Ireland fought for centuries to remove English rule"

People forget that it was the British Empire that oppressed Ireland, and not the English Empire. The Scots are just as culpable for the oppression of Ireland, and Scotland didn't complain when it was benefitting from imperialism. Also, the Normans oppressed the Anglo-Saxons just as much as the Gaels, Picts, Scots or any other ****er in the British Isles. The aristocrats that sit in both Houses of Westminster are descended from the Norman yoke. Cameron and Clegg have "blue blood". I actually want Scotland to get independence now, because people in England are ****ing bored of hearing how oppressed you are by the English.
 
Patches O'Houlihan said:
"Ireland fought for centuries to remove English rule"

People forget that it was the British Empire that oppressed Ireland, and not the English Empire. The Scots are just as culpable for the oppression of Ireland, and Scotland didn't complain when it was benefitting from imperialism. Also, the Normans oppressed the Anglo-Saxons just as much as the Gaels, Picts, Scots or any other ****er in the British Isles. The aristocrats that sit in both Houses of Westminster are descended from the Norman yoke. Cameron and Clegg have "blue blood". I actually want Scotland to get independence now, because people in England are ****ing bored of hearing how oppressed you are by the English.
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Aye, and I shagged yer maw.


Anyway...

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sco...r-becomes-Yes-Bar-with-new-indy-makeover.html
 
Patches O'Houlihan said:
"Ireland fought for centuries to remove English rule"

People forget that it was the British Empire that oppressed Ireland, and not the English Empire. The Scots are just as culpable for the oppression of Ireland, and Scotland didn't complain when it was benefitting from imperialism. Also, the Normans oppressed the Anglo-Saxons just as much as the Gaels, Picts, Scots or any other ****er in the British Isles. The aristocrats that sit in both Houses of Westminster are descended from the Norman yoke. Cameron and Clegg have "blue blood". I actually want Scotland to get independence now, because people in England are ****ing bored of hearing how oppressed you are by the English.
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And breathe...
 
Patches O'Houlihan said:
"Ireland fought for centuries to remove English rule"

People forget that it was the British Empire that oppressed Ireland, and not the English Empire. The Scots are just as culpable for the oppression of Ireland, and Scotland didn't complain when it was benefitting from imperialism. Also, the Normans oppressed the Anglo-Saxons just as much as the Gaels, Picts, Scots or any other f**ker in the British Isles. The aristocrats that sit in both Houses of Westminster are descended from the Norman yoke. Cameron and Clegg have "blue blood". I actually want Scotland to get independence now, because people in England are f**king bored of hearing how oppressed you are by the English.
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Not as bored as me reading this post ^^^^^^^^^:emoticon-0113-sleep
 
MalteseMick said:
All those Picts were running about giving every town a Gaelic name for a laugh?
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Scots has always been what most Scots spoke. Indeed, many scholars now accept that English was first spoken in Scotland, albeit, that part of Scotland was part of the Kingdom of Northumbria at the time.

So you could argue, which I will, that England stole our language and renamed it to further oppress the Jocks!

FREEDOM!!
 
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