I've got a bike, but wouldn't trust myself on one now. My sense of balance isn't what it once was
A tricycle? In Latchford? Are you ****ing insane? The piss-ripping would be massive and constant
i know........... i was laughing as i typed it.
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i know........... i was laughing as i typed it.
Because they can't reach up to the barstools to sit on them.
Ahhh... so they sell something other than Carling!
Now that would be a ****ing laugh and a half
True.
I don't suppose they've got a pool table and a dart board, have they? Or a quiz machine with 'Pub Quiz' on it? P.S. I'm not drinking ****ing Carling, you bunch of jizzturbans!
True.
P.S. I'm not drinking ****ing Carling, you bunch of jizzturbans!
Pool table, dart board and dominoes. No quiz machine. Best jukey I've ever known in a boozer.
Carling, Fosters, Worthingtons, John Smiths, Guiness and Strongbow on draft.
Bottled lagers - Becks, Bud, Bangla, Carlsberg. Various ciders.
Oh, and of course - SAMBUCA
Pool table, dart board and dominoes. No quiz machine. Best jukey I've ever known in a boozer.
Carling, Fosters, Worthingtons, John Smiths, Guiness and Strongbow on draft.
Bottled lagers - Becks, Bud, Bangla, Carlsberg. Various ciders.
Oh, and of course - SAMBUCA
No Peroni or Beater?
The last yank we had in there was a complete dickhead. The previous one to him was a slut.
I wouldn't mind a Guiness if I go... if everyone pays my airfare!
What's wrong with that? The world needs more of them!
It's not complex, Tobes. The most recent one was a bloke. The previous one was a splitarse.