There's NO drama at the Grange Sports and Social. A few fit women, one fit barmaid and a **** hot pint.
You know you've got a problem when a petrol station wall becomes a real hazard when planning your route to the alehouse and back
It's rarely a problem on the way there. It seems to possess a huge gravitational pull on the way back. Must be the Higgs bosons interacting with the sambuca particles
Do you remember the news story a few years ago about a policewoman who tried to sue a garage because she tripped over a shallow step or something in the course of an investigation? Dangerous places.
Sounds like a nice contrast to The Cheese. It could be your bolt-hole, your Cheese-sanctuary, your (atheistic) priest-hole.
15 mins is a long way to stagger. i used 5mins from ccc's example. people do need a leaning wall not a trip over wall i find.. the grange seems to be quite boring for some reasons.....
They're the extremes on the ale spectrum in Latchford. The Cheese is ultra-violet and the Grange is infra-red. The Railway was a genuine happy medium before it shut. It was a great boozer
The beer isn't ****e. It's not as good as the Grange, which is exceptional. Cheese = 2 minute walk. Grange = 8 minute walk (and a poor , uneven pavement).
Sorry, mate, I get you now. I take it The Cheese isn't in the same direction as The Grange, because obviously then you could do both.
ideal solution is to get a bike..... you'd be astounded at how drunk a cyclist can be without falling off. Does your doctor not recommend excerise? now i know a guy who has a fake knee and rides a tricycle... not not like a clowns on a kiddies trike... a propoer one. Would you not consider such a compromise
I usually do both on match days. If I was going straight to the Grange, I'd go a slightly different way, which wouldn't take in the Cheese.
I've got a bike, but wouldn't trust myself on one now. My sense of balance isn't what it once was A tricycle? In Latchford? Are you ****ing insane? The piss-ripping would be massive and constant
