Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

[Red Hadron Collider]

Fair enough, matey. I'd go to the Grange, then, TBH. I'm guessing there's not as much drama there, though, so you'd need to go to The Cheese every so often to catch up on the real life soap opera there.

There's NO drama at the Grange Sports and Social. A few fit women, one fit barmaid and a **** hot pint.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Harsh.
Why keep the dwarfs out?

'Cos they're nasty little ****ers and they can't drive anyway.

 

[Tobes]

It's not 5 minutes, MITO. It's a good 15. **** all, I know, but the Cheese is 2 minutes and even that, as you know, has posed problems in the past, particularly with respect to the dwarf wall at the petrol station on the way back. At least there's grass on the other side, though

You know you've got a problem when a petrol station wall becomes a real hazard when planning your route to the alehouse and back

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

You know you've got a problem when a petrol station wall becomes a real hazard when planning your route to the alehouse and back

It's rarely a problem on the way there. It seems to possess a huge gravitational pull on the way back. Must be the Higgs bosons interacting with the sambuca particles

 

[saintanton]

You know you've got a problem when a petrol station wall becomes a real hazard when planning your route to the alehouse and back

Do you remember the news story a few years ago about a policewoman who tried to sue a garage because she tripped over a shallow step or something in the course of an investigation?
Dangerous places.

 

[CCC]

There's NO drama at the Grange Sports and Social. A few fit women, one fit barmaid and a **** hot pint.

Sounds like a nice contrast to The Cheese. It could be your bolt-hole, your Cheese-sanctuary, your (atheistic) priest-hole.

 

[Tobes]

Do you remember the news story a few years ago about a policewoman who tried to sue a garage because she tripped over a shallow step or something in the course of an investigation?
Dangerous places.

Was she bevvied as well?

 

[saintanton]

There's NO drama at the Grange Sports and Social. A few fit women, one fit barmaid and a **** hot pint.

Sounds like heaven to me.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

It's not 5 minutes, MITO. It's a good 15. **** all, I know, but the Cheese is 2 minutes and even that, as you know, has posed problems in the past, particularly with respect to the dwarf wall at the petrol station on the way back. At least there's grass on the other side, though

15 mins is a long way to stagger. i used 5mins from ccc's example.

people do need a leaning wall not a trip over wall i find..



the grange seems to be quite boring for some reasons.....

 

[CCC]

There's NO drama at the Grange Sports and Social. A few fit women, one fit barmaid and a **** hot pint.

So the only downside is the lack of drama?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

So the only downside is the lack of drama?

They're the extremes on the ale spectrum in Latchford. The Cheese is ultra-violet and the Grange is infra-red. The Railway was a genuine happy medium before it shut. It was a great boozer

 

[CCC]

They're the extremes on the ale spectrum in Latchford. The Cheese is ultra-violet and the Grange is infra-red. The Railway was a genuine happy medium before it shut. It was a great boozer

So why go to the Cheese if its beer is ****e?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

So why go to the Cheese if its beer is ****e?

The beer isn't ****e. It's not as good as the Grange, which is exceptional.

Cheese = 2 minute walk.

Grange = 8 minute walk (and a poor , uneven pavement).

 

[CCC]

The beer isn't ****e. It's not as good as the Grange, which is exceptional.

Cheese = 2 minute walk.

Grange = 8 minute walk (and a poor , uneven pavement).

Sorry, mate, I get you now. I take it The Cheese isn't in the same direction as The Grange, because obviously then you could do both.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

ideal solution is to get a bike..... you'd be astounded at how drunk a cyclist can be without falling off.

Does your doctor not recommend excerise?

now i know a guy who has a fake knee and rides a tricycle... not not like a clowns on a kiddies trike... a propoer one. Would you not consider such a compromise

 

[CCC]

Zimmer frame? Mobility scooter?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Sorry, mate, I get you now. I take it The Cheese isn't in the same direction as The Grange, because obviously then you could do both.

I usually do both on match days. If I was going straight to the Grange, I'd go a slightly different way, which wouldn't take in the Cheese.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

ideal solution is to get a bike..... you'd be astounded at how drunk a cyclist can be without falling off.

Does your doctor not recommend excerise?

now i know a guy who has a fake knee and rides a tricycle... not not like a clowns on a kiddies trike... a propoer one. Would you not consider such a compromise

I've got a bike, but wouldn't trust myself on one now. My sense of balance isn't what it once was

A tricycle? In Latchford? Are you ****ing insane? The piss-ripping would be massive and constant

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Zimmer frame? Mobility scooter?

I'll end up on one of those somewhere down the line. If I last that long

 

[CCC]

I'll end up on one of those somewhere down the line. If I last that long

Course you will, mate. You're like the Terminator.