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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    i know........... i was laughing as i typed it.
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Because they can't reach up to the barstools to sit on them.


    Ahhh... so they sell something other than Carling!
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 2, 2014
  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Yeeeeah Carling Extra Cold
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The dwarf wall is outside the petrol station. Not the ****ing alehouse <doh>
     
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  5. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    <laugh> Very good.
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Forum field trip to the cheese anyone??
     
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  7. saintanton

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    Wait while I get me tank.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Now that would be a ****ing laugh and a half <laugh>
     
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  9. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    True. <laugh> I don't suppose they've got a pool table and a dart board, have they? Or a quiz machine with 'Pub Quiz' on it?

    P.S. I'm not drinking ****ing Carling, you bunch of jizzturbans!
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Pool table, dart board and dominoes. No quiz machine. Best jukey I've ever known in a boozer.

    Carling, Fosters, Worthingtons, John Smiths, Guiness and Strongbow on draft.

    Bottled lagers - Becks, Bud, Bangla, Carlsberg. Various ciders.

    Oh, and of course - SAMBUCA <yikes>
     
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  11. Tobes

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    No Peroni or Beater?
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No Eyetie or Belgian piss <ok>
     
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  13. Tobes

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    Peasants <ok>
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If we split everyone's travel costs equally.
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The last yank we had in there was a complete dickhead. The previous one to him was a slut.
     
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  16. Tobes

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    Eh?
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I wouldn't mind a Guiness if I go... if everyone pays my airfare! <laugh>

    What's wrong with that? The world needs more of them!
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's not complex, Tobes. The most recent one was a bloke. The previous one was a splitarse.
     
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  19. saintanton

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    Sluts or Shermans?
     
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  20. Tobes

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    Oh right, brain fade there.

    Did you nail her?
     
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