Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread
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oh riiiight... so you all carted out bags of beer cans for home consumption and then drank the local swill on tap.... makes sens cos then most fo you will be back in for england tonight anyway and those cans will just be already well gone...
ABSOLUTE CLASSIC
I got there at 11.00 am yesterday for the usual few ***s sitting at the bar with a pint. The first thing Denice said to me was "Do you want to but any cheese? "£1.50 for a £5 pack". I asked her if I could have a pint first. She had about 40 packs of Cathedral City and it flew out. Buying cheese at the Cheese, courtesy of her latest pet shop-lifters. I should add that about 2 months ago (I wasn't there)< a random pole walked in and asked if they sold Cheese in there
At 11.40, the back door opened (front door still locked) and 8 people walked in who no-one had ever seen before. I asked Denice if she wanted the ashtrays back behind the bar and she said "Nah, **** it".
Honestly, it was like a stationery carboot in there. He lad had gone with a couple of mates to the aftermath of Creamfield and had salvaged 2 wheelie bins full of cans of beer and cider (all unopened), which she was knocking out for 50p a can. It was like Bargain Booze in there and this all before the ****ing place was officially open. It's at times like this that the Cheese is a truly magical place
Her Rottweiler bit Bakky Dave as well.
Always felt that this would be the natural evolution of all this, it's what the universe had in store all along, just beautiful. Think I speak on behalf of everyone who reads this thread that we can go to our deaths happy now.
The Cheese is a real place, the people mentioned would presumably be easy enough to identify from the descriptions offered.
Is it really wise to give an account of their patently illegal activities (moving stolen goods, links to prostitution etc) on a public forum?
Is it really wise to give an account of their patently illegal activities (moving stolen goods, links to prostitution etc) on a public forum?
this is causality at wrok... somone years ago called the pub the cheese. then some bloke nicks cheese and RHC walks into pub and find cheese on offer. It is like which caused which.
if the pub was never called the cheese would someone have ever have asked for some and so would the other bloke have ever nicked some in the first place. Further.... was it the need for cheese that placed RHC there to be offered cheese i nthe cheese at all.
I can see stephen hawking debating thsi one for years... the tied old hack can make another tv show cos he's ran out of theories and is now milking the coin...
if the pub was never called the cheese would someone have ever have asked for some and so would the other bloke have ever nicked some in the first place. Further.... was it the need for cheese that placed RHC there to be offered cheese i nthe cheese at all.
I can see stephen hawking debating thsi one for years... the tied old hack can make another tv show cos he's ran out of theories and is now milking the coin...
Seems there are some on this board that want this thread moved elsewhere. If it's really ****ing some people off, then go ahead. Either that or inset a poll and get the overall consensus. It's only intended as a bit of light-hearted whimsy.
Is there an "Updates on the dodgy goings on in your local dive" forum on not606 to move it to then?
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Yeah, it ****ing is
She did have, but she's binned it (or binned being active on it) for fairly obvious reasons
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She did have, but she's binned it (or binned being active on it) for fairly obvious reasons
Did loads of dodgy liverpool start giving her abuse?
Joking aside I think this thread should be binned for the sake of RHC, as there's a cart load of potential ****e in here that could come back and stab him right in the arse.
He could then start up another one, call it the Dog and Duck or whatever and tell us all the latest goings on, but change the names so it can never come back on him.
He could then start up another one, call it the Dog and Duck or whatever and tell us all the latest goings on, but change the names so it can never come back on him.
"The names have been changed to protect the innocent". None of those in there
Do I detect an element of genuine care in your post?
"The names have been changed to protect the innocent". None of those in there
Do I detect an element of genuine care in your post?
Yeah shocking isn't it. I need to have a word.