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My mate and his son are mad Chelsea fans a few years back we were working near their training ground so he took his boy into work and we went along there to get some autographs, Carlton Cole and Dennis Wise went straight to a group of girls and were chatting them up, my mates lad got a few signatures Lebeouf, Zola and co and then came the weirdest thing i have ever seen!

Wearing a full length imitation fur coat and carrying identical Bijon Frieze dogs with pink collars under each arm came Didier Deschamps, when my mates boy asked for his autograph he simply said "cannot you see my arms they are full?" he then flounced past us and jumped in his car, even Dennis Wise and co were smirking!

That story entertained our work mates for months and every time we saw him on TV we used to imitate him!
 
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****ing weird.
 
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My mate and his son are mad Chelsea fans a few years back we were working near their training ground so he took his boy into work and we went along there to get some autographs, Carlton Cole and Dennis Wise went straight to a group of girls and were chatting them up, my mates lad got a few signatures Lebeouf, Zola and co and then came the weirdest thing i have ever seen!

Wearing a full length imitation fur coat and carrying identical Bijon Frieze dogs with pink collars under each arm came Didier Deschamps, when my mates boy asked for his autograph he simply said "cannot you see my arms they are full?" he then flounced past us and jumped in his car, even Dennis Wise and co were smirking!

That story entertained our work mates for months and every time we saw him on TV we used to imitate him!
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<laugh> I would have cried with laughter! Sounds like such a French thing to say
 
So, after trashing yet another set of headphones I was looking on Amazon for some new ones and found this brilliant review:

I was not overly impressed with the SENNHEISER OMX 80 SPORT, why in gods name they decided to make one of the wires for the ear pieces 3/4 shorter than the other is beyond me. Plus they do not fit over the ear very well & because of the shortness of the left wire I have found I keep pulling it out of my ear if I look to the right.
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What a douche. <laugh>
 
Always loved this review from Amazon:

Review of the Holy Bible said:
The Holy Bible tells the story of, well, everything. It begins with the creation of All That Is, and ends with Judgment Day (though it&#8217;s pretty different from the one they showed in &#8220;Terminator 2&#8243;). It&#8217;s split into two parts, one old and one new. This makes it easier to get through, sort of like &#8220;Lord of the Rings&#8221; or &#8220;Harry Potter&#8221; books. There&#8217;s all sorts of numbers to help you keep track of where you are, so you don&#8217;t have to worry about a bookmark.

The main character in the story is God, who made Earth and stuff. He sets a bunch of rules that he wants people to follow. At first, all the Angels do what he tells `em, but one gets fed up and quits. He is punished to Hell (it&#8217;s a real place, not a cuss word) and turns into Stan, which is a pretty cool part.

God next creates the first people, Adam & Eve (who have a catalog named after them now. Have you seen it? It&#8217;s awesome). They live in a garden and are all happy and such until Eve screws up and they get evicted. Same kinda thing happened to my brother and his girlfriend.

You also meet God&#8217;s son Jesus, who comes from above and lives with human parents. He goes around helping people, which is cool. Come to think of it, whoever wrote the Bible should sue the guys who make that show &#8220;Smallville.&#8221; It&#8217;s a total rip. Whatever. Anyhow, Jesus tries to be a teacher and show the world how to be good, but then bad guys show up and pound on him. If you want, you can see that in Mel Gibson&#8217;s last movie, but it&#8217;s pretty brutal. I don&#8217;t want to give away the ending, but in the book Jesus comes back to life to save the day. He rocks.

There&#8217;s tons of other great characters, like: Job (I&#8217;d love to know what his first name is), Noah, Lot, Lot&#8217;s Wife, Zeus, Hermaphrodite, and the Four Horsemen of Calypso.

Overall, I&#8217;d say the Holy Bible is defenitely worth reading. It&#8217;s really long and has some slow parts, but I liked it alot better than &#8220;Ethan Frome.&#8221;

Cool trivia: the Holy Bible is the basis of Christianity, one of the world&#8217;s most popular religions!
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