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Shearer's ebar

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. rokkudan

    rokkudan Active Member

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    Okay so that's it!


    March 3rd 2012 is my wedding day so what joker decided that the fixture list would throw up Newcastle vs Sunderland!!!!!


    Caterers cancelled, cars sent back, suits unhired and church unbooked, now i've just got to gently break the news to the betrothed!!!!!!! wish me luck!
     
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  2. Merino's Ballerina Feet

    Merino's Ballerina Feet Well-Known Member

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    just had a funny text..... 'Sunderland..... the only place where fathers day cards are sold in packs of 5'.....
     
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  3. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Simple answer to you, you should have got married in the Summer, remember a few years back having to go down to Kent for a wedding, what fixture popped up Sunderland home, got moved to the Sunday 1.30 so had to leave at 5 in the morning to get back and watch us win 3-2.
     
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  4. overseasTOON

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    If she truly loves you she'll understand.

    I would suggest investing in a cricket box before you break the news.
     
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  5. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a lot of effort, I'd have just gone to the game and left her standing at the altar. <ok>

    Looks like the first two games of the season will be on TV. Actually Rokk, the game will definitely (don't chop my penis off if it isn't <whistle>) be moved to the 4th, I don't think they're allowed to hold it on a Saturday any more. Take her to the game for the honeymoon. ;)
     
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  6. u408379965

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  7. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    R.I.P

    Here lies Rokk broken hearted, died from his injuries and the match hadn't started.
     
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  8. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>....I am unashamedly going to use that.
     
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  9. rokkudan

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    Anyone want to come to Aruba with me on march 5th next year?

    i have the honeymoon suite booked ;-)
     
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  10. overseasTOON

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    I can live with shame.

    OK.
     
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Me, me, me, me. me,....I'll even wear the neck high white socks.
     
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  12. u408379965

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    Updated my signature to defy the cynics who said A-Team was a Mackem organisation. <grr>
     
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  13. Cal.

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    Can still see the red hiding behind the black disguise, silly mackem group.
     
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  14. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    I made sure that all the red pixels were gone, if you zoom in you'll see that the remaining ones are pink. <ok>
     
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  15. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    <whistle> An A-Team without a Tiote is just a group of midgets in fancy dress.

    not606 a-team.jpg
     
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  16. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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  17. Just debating with this idiot on youtube who reckons Cabaye is miles better than Barton, even though he hasn't kicked a ball in black and white yet, and he also reckons Barton is weak and can't tackle for ****e... <doh>

    He reckons if we get 4 million for Barton we should snap their hands off <doh>
     
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  18. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Today, I spoke in Hoadie Boi language for the day... well I say for the day, I only lasted from 9 till 1 as everyone got so annoyed from me saying 'mate' they only agreed to let me talk to them if I stopped! <laugh>
     
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  19. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    <laugh> Good one mate.
     
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  20. u408379965

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    What's the betting he's just posted the same thing on another site? <whistle>
     
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