My mate and his son are mad Chelsea fans a few years back we were working near their training ground so he took his boy into work and we went along there to get some autographs, Carlton Cole and Dennis Wise went straight to a group of girls and were chatting them up, my mates lad got a few signatures Lebeouf, Zola and co and then came the weirdest thing i have ever seen! Wearing a full length imitation fur coat and carrying identical Bijon Frieze dogs with pink collars under each arm came Didier Deschamps, when my mates boy asked for his autograph he simply said "cannot you see my arms they are full?" he then flounced past us and jumped in his car, even Dennis Wise and co were smirking! That story entertained our work mates for months and every time we saw him on TV we used to imitate him!
40 years into the future: Mum. That tight white coat Gran has been wearing for years isn't a fashion item is it? She's just ****ing nuts.
So, after trashing yet another set of headphones I was looking on Amazon for some new ones and found this brilliant review: What a douche.
On the subject of Amazon reviews, I present to thee the three wolf shirt: US (~2k reviews) - UK (85 reviews)
Anyone watching the Date-Krumm v Williams match at Wimbledon, one of the best games of women tennis ever, and date-krum is trending on twitter.
Normally I hate watching the Williams sister play but have been hooked, Date-Krumm has played well but Williams has probably been the better player.
When did common sense become a rare characteristic among human beings? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-13873091 Seriously. If you're that thick you should be put down.
