Finally you've seen the light. The sign up form for Team Pardew is in the post, me and Jimi are ready to welcome you.
Is it still £5,000,00 to become a member of Team Pardew?
Finally you've seen the light. The sign up form for Team Pardew is in the post, me and Jimi are ready to welcome you.
Is it still £5,000,00 to become a member of Team Pardew?
We've had to revise the entry fee due to a lack of interest. Its now 5p And you get a mug and a t-shirt. Basically we're paying people to join.
As for the manager, Alan Pardew, he seems to take the praise with ease when Newcastle win and finds a lot of excuses that point blame as far away from himself as possible during the tougher times.
Chris Hughton's sacking at Newcastle came as a surprise to many but I was told that Pardew had been working on Ashley for months by hanging around the Ritz casino and gambling with him until they'd formed some sort of friendship. Suddenly, he's the Newcastle manager.
He is an interesting character but not my favourite person.
Can I sign up for a few family members? I'll give you 50p and you can forward the mugs and t-shirts to the same address as last time.
Sounds like your usual dodgy shenanigans AB. You do realise the mugs and t-shirts have the words TEAM PARDEW pritned in fairly unmissable print and the following pictures made into a lovely collage:
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Just keep the 50p and forget about sending the mugs and t-shirts.

Personally I think this whole incident has been blown out of all proportion, to even call it a head butt is laughable. All he did was push his head into him abit, and I doubt the player even had a scratch on him afterwards. Pardew got a red card for it, which is punishment enough. This is a perfect example of the media trying to make a mountain out of a mole hill![]()
Enjoy the game today mate? I did.
John Barnes was on Talksport this morning and did bring some sense to proceedings, clearly stating that Meyler (Durden) played his part in Fight Club and without the initial push, nothing else would have happened. Would any other club have reacted the same? It's so intriguing that with all the alleged managerial undermining to have taken place at Newcastle, when the best opportunity in the world comes to sack him with limited recompense, it isn't taken.
Whilst Bruce was very gracious in his response - I was seriously impressed, all things considered - it still deflected from Meyler, who for me should have been sent off. What Pardew should have done is took a flamboyant dive backwards, flying, arms a-flailing, into his own bench - he should have had some kind of WWE-inspired look of utter horror on his face with Macho Man Randy Savage screaming from the commentary "he's knocked out the manager, ooooooh yeeeeeaaaahhhh". Then Meyler would have seen red, and we'd have scored a few more.
As long as you have Pardew for a manager you are depriving some village of its idiot
Careful fredor, you might get some +rep for that kind of remark.
Aye, some decent quotes there. I shall deposit some rep upon his person. And for you also, old bean...
As long as you have Pardew for a manager you are depriving some village of its idiot
You will always have a Village willing to let you fill their vacancy Fred.
Why where are you moving to ?