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Shearer's ebar

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Agent Bruce

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    Should try shrinking them first.

    [video=youtube;X69hGtQjpjw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X69hGtQjpjw[/video]
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    it's quite astonishing really... at some point the bloke thinks... 'maybe these jeans are getting too tight'...
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    Maybe he can't tell if they are round by his knees all the time. Scary!

    Still, I'll have to stay away more often if it means we actually win some footy matches. Woohoo!
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    We'll all have heads like Guznan's if we have to go through too many last second wins.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Matchday Thread will be up tomorrow chaps.
    In Wilmslow and just eaten in a restraunt (Piccolo's) in Hale and Pellegrini was in with his family.
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    Did he ask you for your autograph?
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    No, he knows ACS can't write. Just asked him to flash his arse instead.
     
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    Another Fenwicks window job I suppose.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    Fenwick's are replacing all of their windows with double thickness brick walls.
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Thank goodness for that, there was some rather large crowds gathering on Northumberland Street and making it hard to get beyond Fenwicks shop window.
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    I think it was a school field trip for science class, explaining how black holes work.
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    We don't wish to know that.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Hacky's Merry Men...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Must have got out of bed late that day and didn't have time to shave.
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    I remember, it was a while back - before ACS got fat.
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Was there ever such a time?
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

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    <laugh>!
     
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    That's not how you spell tits.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Apparently it will hit 15c next week..
     
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