Shearer's ebar

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Poor fella been sold a dodgy passport. Must have chosen the wrong brand. Maybe Tim O'tay, or Herbie Essences, or Alberto Ballsum would have worked better. Or maybe even sticking to an oriental style name like Washan Gho. Or if he felt really daring he could have pretended to be a female called Sylvie Krin.

Did you know why Harrow has a proportionately high Chinese population?
Because when some land at LHR, they get into a taxi and say 'Harrow'... :)