Poor fella been sold a dodgy passport. Must have chosen the wrong brand. Maybe Tim O'tay, or Herbie Essences, or Alberto Ballsum would have worked better. Or maybe even sticking to an oriental style name like Washan Gho. Or if he felt really daring he could have pretended to be a female called Sylvie Krin.
Did you know why Harrow has a proportionately high Chinese population? Because when some land at LHR, they get into a taxi and say 'Harrow'...
Jeez is that for real? Like another human space-hopper. Hopefully this time Sweats won't send lots of human space-hopper images to my home page.
Imagine taking the family out to a restaurant and at the end of the night your distraught wife says "Have you seen the kids? I can't find them anywhere!" Then you look round to see this.
