I didn't realise we were allowed to bring parallel universes into the equation here...
Do you shag your sister in that one as well?
Not a typical Newcastle supporter believe me you have my sympathy for what you are missing out on in life

I'm sure I'll survive not being invited to your birthday party... Not sure I'd fit into the children's play area at McDonald's anyway![]()
Mate, you're not even sure what comes after 9... Shame your team can't help you out there...
I can help there... it;s one..
As is 1-9, still a ****ing record..
You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round.
I can help there... it;s one..
As is 1-9, still a ****ing record..
You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round.
Mackems~~ the gift that keeps on giving.~~
Mate, you're not even sure what comes after 9... Shame your team can't help you out there...
It is the refs fault we are where we are 7 sendings off(one or two debateable) no penalties for ages.
It is the refs fault we are where we are 7 sendings off(one or two debateable) no penalties for ages.
Arithmetic not really a strong point in Sunderland schools is it.
Suppose you could blame the government, but personally I blame the referees.
Fredor - 22 games remaining at 3 points per game = 66 points + 9 points you currently have
that makes a grand total of 75 to most educated people, but if you think its 77, fair enough who I am to argue.
Go see the teacher and expect detention.
Monty - where are the seven sending offs? I think you'll find, you count to ten as thus
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10
Not 1, 2, 3, 7 and whatever you think comes next.
After 3, comes 4 and then 5 and 6 before you reach 7
Go see the teacher and expect detention with Fredor.
Mackems~~ the gift that keeps on giving.~~
It's the ref's fault for awarding 5 or6 indisputable sendings off ?