Off Topic The Rep Brothel
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A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.
The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.
There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth..'
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.
Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins $35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320
Then he gets the full house and wins $5000.
Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting $780,000.
The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says,
'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card.
You must be the luckiest bastard on Earth!'
'Lucky?' he screamed.
'Lucky?
I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24'.
'F--k me,' says the bingo caller.
'You've won the meat raffle as well !!!
The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.
There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth..'
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.
Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins $35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320
Then he gets the full house and wins $5000.
Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting $780,000.
The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says,
'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card.
You must be the luckiest bastard on Earth!'
'Lucky?' he screamed.
'Lucky?
I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24'.
'F--k me,' says the bingo caller.
'You've won the meat raffle as well !!!
Rep returned
Guywanderer - Quality not quantity
Maestro
BCFCRed
Repped....I'll return.....
Here's my top 10 favourites list.....well some of them are favourite, and some had to be on there to stop them moaning.
Hornette_TID
lady-eleanor
LTF
Poshminx
ACS
ellandback
Pulpe
astroturfnut
Obi Wan
Lamballana
Enjoy yourself under the bevvy of beauties ACS. If you are still too jet lagged, then I am sure Obi will be only to pleased to swap positions with you
Just been neg repped by hash, I bet he thinks it's funny, he'll be laughing on the other side of his face when all the big-hitters get him, he'll have nothing to give or take!
reppppppppppppppppp
Can't return I'm afraid.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Is Vic there? again.
We live in a small suburb outside wellington and my Missus decided for the
first time to wear a burka for a week just to see what the public reaction
was like.
The first morning she was sworn at, punched on the nose,
kicked up the arse and received death threats.
Heaven knows what's going to happen when she leaves the house.
first time to wear a burka for a week just to see what the public reaction
was like.
The first morning she was sworn at, punched on the nose,
kicked up the arse and received death threats.
Heaven knows what's going to happen when she leaves the house.
I spend a fair bit of time on the General Chat board and have to put up with a fair bit of negative rep from certain multiple account users because I think they are pathetic for having said accounts...
...I could really use a boost of positive rep from my fellow Geordies so that I can continue the good fight against the evil-doers of GC!!!...
Yes, i'm a total rep whore and will take it ALL for the team!...do me, Do Me, DO ME!!!
(All positive rep will be recipricated...)
repppppppppppppp
Afraid I've got to spread before returning.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to superthickerhoopser again.