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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    A Man went to the doctor's office to ask for a Triple Dose of Viagra.

    The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a triple dose.

    'Why not?' asked the man.

    'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.

    'But I need it really bad,' said the man.

    'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.

    The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday,
    my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home
    on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose.'

    The doctor finally relented saying, 'All right, I'll give it to you,
    but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you
    to see if there are any side effects.'

    On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor's
    office... his right arm in a sling.

    The doctor asked, 'Good gawd! What happened to you?'

    The man said, 'No one showed up!'
     
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  2. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    morning rep
     
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  3. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    repped
     
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  4. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    Morning all, rep to some from a frosty but sunny C-L-S.
     
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  5. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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    rep
     
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  6. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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  7. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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  8. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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  9. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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  10. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Rep returned:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  11. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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  12. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Morning rep
     
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    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Chaps, there seems to have been a bit of Neg rep flying towards SR1 from our board recently.
    A request has been made to politely ask for it to abate as, given the big hitters over here, quite a bit of damage is being done to Mackem scores.
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Not guilty, been out all day.
     
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  16. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    evening rep
     
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  17. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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  18. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    rep from an overcast but warm nz
     
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  20. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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