Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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A Man went to the doctor's office to ask for a Triple Dose of Viagra.

The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a triple dose.

'Why not?' asked the man.

'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.

'But I need it really bad,' said the man.

'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.

The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday,
my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home
on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose.'

The doctor finally relented saying, 'All right, I'll give it to you,
but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you
to see if there are any side effects.'

On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor's
office... his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, 'Good gawd! What happened to you?'

The man said, 'No one showed up!'
 
At least you've learned the art of using the emoticons.

Morning all! Back later with matchday rep!

Repped you too ACS


Rep for sth...


thank you :) Will return when i can :)

always on my list <smooch><smooch>







all repped :)


Why would you put a sock in a slow cooke..... oh I get it!

Afternoon all Rep for some <ok>

morning rep
 
A Man went to the doctor's office to ask for a Triple Dose of Viagra.

The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a triple dose.

'Why not?' asked the man.

'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.

'But I need it really bad,' said the man.

'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.

The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday,
my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home
on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose.'

The doctor finally relented saying, 'All right, I'll give it to you,
but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you
to see if there are any side effects.'

On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor's
office... his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, 'Good gawd! What happened to you?'

The man said, 'No one showed up!'

Morning rep
 
Chaps, there seems to have been a bit of Neg rep flying towards SR1 from our board recently.
A request has been made to politely ask for it to abate as, given the big hitters over here, quite a bit of damage is being done to Mackem scores.