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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    rep for quality h
     
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  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.
    The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
    It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.
    There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth..'
    So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.
    Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.



    They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins $35.
    Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320
    Then he gets the full house and wins $5000.
    Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting $780,000.
    The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says,
    'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card.
    You must be the luckiest bastard on Earth!'
    'Lucky?' he screamed.
    'Lucky?
    I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24'.
    'F--k me,' says the bingo caller.
    'You've won the meat raffle as well !!!
     
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  3. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    reppppppppppppppppp
     
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  4. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Bludy eckers like, the plague ?! <wah>

    'Ope its not catching :emoticon-0105-wink:

    'Ave some repppppp <ok>
     
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  5. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Rep for Lady-ellie
     
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  6. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Vic vepped
     
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  7. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep
     
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  8. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Not guilty Rep
     
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  9. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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  10. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep for Sweats
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Can't return I'm afraid.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Is Vic there? again.
     
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  12. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    morning, all former reppers
     
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  13. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    We live in a small suburb outside wellington and my Missus decided for the
    first time to wear a burka for a week just to see what the public reaction
    was like.







    The first morning she was sworn at, punched on the nose,
    kicked up the arse and received death threats.



    Heaven knows what's going to happen when she leaves the house.
     
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  14. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    rep for lamba
     
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  15. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    little something for vic
     
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  16. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    positive rep for acs
     
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  17. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    wep for woopert
     
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  18. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    repped a few
     
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  19. Busy Being Headhunted

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    repppppppppppppp
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    Afraid I've got to spread before returning.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to superthickerhoopser again.
     
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