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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Yes and if you do that wearing nothing but a pair of Sweat's Jackboots, you're sure to woo her. <ok>
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 25, 2013
  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    <laugh> cheers sweaty....

    What is upsetting is that it all escalated pretty quickly today into the realms of me being a f***ing creep <laugh> All I wanted to do was ask out a smelly girl. Jeez. In my head it went so much better.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Oct 25, 2013
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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  4. Obi Wan

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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Does Mrs OW know that? She soon will ............................... of course for a little consideration she may not.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Oct 25, 2013
  6. Obi Wan

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    OK, I considered it and concluded that she won't. :)
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 25, 2013
  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Someone rescue that wombot before she's horribly and sexily electrocuted.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Oct 25, 2013
  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    She has lovely hair
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 25, 2013
  9. Agent Bruce

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    Red I believe.
     
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  10. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Sounds about right.
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    So how do you think we'll all be feeling this time tomorrow?

    Ecstatic? Gutted? Lucky? Angry? Jovial? Sick? Other?
    (Delete as appropriate)
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 26, 2013
  12. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Hopefully Ecstatic.
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Sexy...














































    and triumphant...














    and a tad more sexy.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Oct 26, 2013
  14. Obi Wan

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    Well we all know you'll be that, but how else will you feel after the match? ;)
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 26, 2013
  15. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Tired Obi...

    Being this sexy takes it out of you.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Oct 26, 2013
  16. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Oh aye, funny business here I sense
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Sexually fulfilled
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 26, 2013
  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Must be the only way to achieve such a feat given the armadillo appendage <laugh>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Oct 26, 2013
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    rat arsed.
     
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  20. Darth Plagueis

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    I'll have that balls drained feeling. Rofl.
     
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