Shearer's ebar

That will be strange date with ACS there too!

 

And me to take the photo's?

 

And me to put her in a Jedi trance so she says yes to going on a date with JPF in the first place.

 

Uncle Albert has never sent me a poem

 

Will put my thinking cap on my darling.

 

Boo, hiss, nasty uncle Albert.

 

What you're putting on isn't called a thinking cap. Unless that's where your brain is.

 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Supporting the Posh will have to do for you.

 

I think you should get a rubber and erase part of that comment.

 

Cheers Minxy!

Now it's infinitely more amusing because every time I go to the premier league page Sunderland aren't there, it's like the Forum knows they're going down

 

Doesn't everybody?

 

classic

 

It would put a hole in it though? Lol

 

Was it a small prick?

 

Yep, sure was

 

Enough to burst his bubble.

 

I find water bombs work just as well as condoms

 

Unusual contraceptive, but I can see how throwing a water bomb at your lass beforehand could prevent conception from taking place.

 

A carving knifes a good one.

 

runnnnnnnn