Chelski sign Etoo on one year deal and are close to bringing in another in Atsu while are friends down the road are close to 3 signings Lamela, Eriksen and Chiriches but never mind we have Flamini
Just seen entering London Colney Oleg Luzhny, Christopher Wreh, Junichi Inamoto and Amaury Bischoff was seen being bought in on a stretcher
I have a feeling that scum Levy is delaying the Bale deal so Arsenal dont have any time to sign any madrid players....
Franny Jeffers has just picked up his scoring boots, stole a car and is on his way down from merseyside and Piereluigi collina aka Pascal Cygan is cutting short his holiday at Disneyland to rescue Arsenal
Whilst on his way down from Merseyside Franny swings by and picks up the defending titan also known as Gus Caeser.
to shore up the defence Igor Stepanovs has flown in from Riga using easyjet and Stewart Robson has given up his job of being an Ar****le and come in to add some width to the team
Mesut Ozil? EDIT: copied the link wrong, here we go https://twitter.com/GeoffArsenal/status/373153669220675584
Yeah, i know there's a 99% chance of it being BS. Just curious as to how many German international's cost 40 million.
Only other germans around the 40 million euro i can think of are Ilkay Gundogan, Marco reus, and Julian Draxler.