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SUNDERLAND’S finances should be further boosted over the next 48 hours, with Ahmed Elmohamady on the verge of completing his move to Hull City.

The Echo understands Elmohamady has agreed personal terms over a £2million switch to the newly-promoted Tigers after a successful loan spell at the KC Stadium last season.

There remain a few minor issues before the deal is finalised, but the winger’s switch is expected to be confirmed before the end of the week.
http://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/sunderland-afc/sunderland-cash-in-on-2m-elmohamady-1-5799681
 
I know a bloke who gets inside info from a few places and he tells me elmohamady is a done deal.

Also thinks we've had a very reasonable bid accepted for a very exciting striker, but I can't leak the name on here just yet in case it gets picked up on.
 
The Bull**** Man said:
I know a bloke who gets inside info from a few places and he tells me elmohamady is a done deal.

Also thinks we've had a very reasonable bid accepted for a very exciting striker, but I can't leak the name on here just yet in case it gets picked up on.
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LOOK...............Dave Bamber is not making a comeback OK ?? <whistle> ;) :emoticon-0116-evilg



Though it would be no surprise to know its Gary Hooper either. :emoticon-0103-cool:
 
I just read Swansea and Newcastle are interested in Bony from Vitesse...

Now I'd understand if he chose Newcastle but I'd like to think we could battle with Swansea.

He would be a player worth spending £8/9 million on
 
Geo10 said:
I said a while back we'd need a new cm pairing when we go up because Meyler and Quinn will get battered and would get outplayed and I still believe that. Donnytiger said I didn't know anything about football....we'll see :)
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It's nice to know I'm not the only one on Not606 who knows something about football <cheers> ;)
 
K Klutz aka said:
A bit off topic Erik :shocked:
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The secret to enjoying anal sex - whether with a male or female partner - is to ensure that:

A) Lube! Lube! Lube! Lubricants are the key to having a satisfactory anal experience. Water based lubricants are the best, especially gels such KY Jelly. Beginner bum bandits may find the experience painful otherwise, with nasty side effects such as rectal bleeding not uncommon for those with a tighter-than-average ringpiece;

B) Start small. You don't teach a kid to swim by throwing them in at the deep end. You start them in the shallow end, where they feel comfortable, allowing them to slowly progress at their own rate. Likewise, anal insertions should start with something smaller than a throbbing male member, such as anal beads or fingers. Make sure to ease yourself in when you do make the final leap;

C) Don't do it with children or Louie Spence.
 
Wombat Erik said:
The secret to enjoying anal sex - whether with a male or female partner - is to ensure that:

A) Lube! Lube! Lube! Lubricants are the key to having a satisfactory anal experience. Water based lubricants are the best, especially gels such KY Jelly. Beginner bum bandits may find the experience painful otherwise, with nasty side effects such as rectal bleeding not uncommon for those with a tighter-than-average ringpiece;

B) Start small. You don't teach a kid to swim by throwing them in at the deep end. You start them in the shallow end, where they feel comfortable, allowing them to slowly progress at their own rate. Likewise, anal insertions should start with something smaller than a throbbing male member, such as anal beads or fingers. Make sure to ease yourself in when you do make the final leap;

C) Don't do it with children or Louie Spence.
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If you can force it in, get it up her nose. Mucus makes for an excellent lubricant.
 
Wombat Erik said:
The secret to enjoying anal sex - whether with a male or female partner - is to ensure that:

A) Lube! Lube! Lube! Lubricants are the key to having a satisfactory anal experience. Water based lubricants are the best, especially gels such KY Jelly. Beginner bum bandits may find the experience painful otherwise, with nasty side effects such as rectal bleeding not uncommon for those with a tighter-than-average ringpiece;

B) Start small. You don't teach a kid to swim by throwing them in at the deep end. You start them in the shallow end, where they feel comfortable, allowing them to slowly progress at their own rate. Likewise, anal insertions should start with something smaller than a throbbing male member, such as anal beads or fingers. Make sure to ease yourself in when you do make the final leap;

C) Don't do it with children or Louie Spence.
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<laugh> Brilliant... You'll have to excuse me today bro,iv'e got shocking toothache,i've had a lot of strong pain killers and now i'm home from work iv'e turned to alcohol. I'm feeling strange....
 
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