Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

I tried to put a laughing smiley after the upset one, but it's hard on the phone. Plus the fact settling down is a massive step that I don't think i'm ready for.

 

Ah, I see. Well, yeah I see you're 24. I certainly wasn't anywhere near ready at your age. It was only when I got to 30 that I felt at all ready. I can remember the feeling now. I was holding a friend's baby in my arms and I began to know I could be ready for all that followed. As it happened, within 6 months I was with a GF who I knew was the love of my life. We married within 2 years in NZ and had 10 wonderful years together before we grew apart. We actually loved each other so much we both didn't want children to spoil what we had, and believe me we'd talk about it often. Those were the truly happiest years of my life and I can't you how wonderful they were. I am so lucky to have had that time with her and although we live apart we still are very fond of each other. Would you be ready for that..? If you're not you are right to live your single life a bit longer.

 

Timing my tea breaks for when Neville Hay tells me to. The man's a tea machine

 

You're not still watching that race..?

 

I am indeed. Haven't missed any of it, at least none of the green flag stuff

 

Well there's dedication. I'd say I'm off up the wooden, but I'm already there, so I'll just say goodnight. I assume you won't be on the board tomorrow. zzzzZZZZzzzz..!

 

This is perfect.

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I love the Le Mans 24 Hours. Watched it since 2008 I think, and then I stayed up for the whole 24 hours for the first time in 2011, it's just amazing.

I will be on the board, except for when I go out for dinner later on when I will no doubt collapse from exhaustion

 

Nah! DTLW wins with "Cockwomble". Now Boris had said "Cocklewombles," I'd have been impressed.

 

I

Am

Going

In

There

Now.

Wish me luck.

 

I don't like cats; I like chickens and will be getting some probably in the spring.

I am beginning to think a cat hunting season is in order.

 

Boo, cats are AWESOME.

 

No way am I ready. But sounds like you met a great lady.

 

I don't like people can I go on a human hunting season?

 

I dislike pigeons, this year alone one landed on the road in front of me whilst driving,and another time one hit my windscreen when I was driving on the motorway .....bloody things

 

Well, they would be if you hit them! I have a couple of wood pigeons in my garden...they are okay, but I hate ordinary ones and seagulls. Seagull poo has taken paint off my car...vile stuff, impossible to get off.

 

Pardew's been doing some scouting then...

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Rain coming down really hard at Le Mans, class battles becoming very interesting with just over an hour left to run.

 

Until they **** in my garden.

If a dog ran and **** in someone's garden, there would be uproar. Where's the owner with their gloved hands and little bags?

 

You'd have to be very careful and cover your tracks very well.