Shearer's ebar

One lives in Worcester.

A pretty ****ty city.

 

Went there once for the cricket.

 

Last time I was, my safety rope nearly broke

 

It aint that bad Sweats.
Had quite a gas last time I was there.
Kept losing my concentration though.

 

I **** to Susan Boyle.

 

so what story have I missed this evening?

 

And a picture of her too?

 

Grown men talking about ****ing and about Tulisia being **** at blowjobs.

lol

 

I still don't know who she is

 

Danny Simpson's now Ex-Girlfriend. She's on Xfactor. She got even more famous when a video of her blowing one of her ex's leaked onto the internets.

 

Subo sends her love Tash.

 

I love a good romance

 

I love a good ****

 

So we hear.

 

She was also the female singer in a band called N-Dubz.

 

Why does that not surprise me.

 

What's one of them again, it's so long since I last had one.

 

I levitate dead stoats over a poster of subo.

 

I bet Tash does too.

 

Bet he doesn't so it while dressed in a pink Herman goerring uniform.