Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

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Why would you get a tattoo of a football player.

I think even getting their name printed on a shirt is pointless for all but a few players.

Could be that he's simply a fan of the Suarez 7, the non-union Mexican answer to the Jackson 5.
 
Why would you get a tattoo of a football player.

I think even getting their name printed on a shirt is pointless for all but a few players.

Amen to that. I only got Lambert on this year's home as I bought myself a Lambert shirt when he signed and it seemed fitting, what with getting promoted to the Premier League and the huge role he played in helping the club to do so.
 
Only Boruc would cover up a tattoo of a monkey bending over to reveal its asshole with a religious message...with the monkey still plainly visible.
 
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A Caterpillar, seized by Turkish protesters, chasing the police.
 
Charlie Austin called to court over claims he assaulted a man in a nightclub toilet.

The victim alleges that Austin was taking drugs in the toilet and when the victim identified him as Charlie Austin, he was assaulted.
 
Just been watching some archive Never Mind the Buzzcocks and all I can say is... Mark Lamarr, where are you..? Come back, we need your cutting comedy.

I liked Simon Amstell, and I also really enjoyed Richard Ayoade's episode as guest host. In fact I enjoy anything with Richard Ayoade as a guest.
 
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