Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Bearsy]

Hi Gay bacon strips that is a fantastic name. I have given you rep points for having the best name since sexual salmon saint.

 

[SFCJordi]

Wait, so Bearsy is Tokyo, and Tokyo is Bearsy? amirite?

 

[Bearsy]

Yeah in this reverse world that is correct.

 

[Bearsy]

plus 5 rep points for working it out.

 

[(Conor)]

MotoGP at Le Mans this weekend, will we be watching, TSS? Rain predicted apparently, as usual

 

[Downthe36]

MotoGP at Le Mans this weekend, will we be watching, TSS? Rain predicted apparently, as usual

Rain eh?

In that case I am going for a Rossi or Crutchlow win, and a massive high-side for Marquez.

 

[Tony Montana]

Rain eh?

In that case I am going for a Rossi or Crutchlow win, and a massive high-side for Marquez.

....... And a crash.

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

Stoke City have launched a full investigation into a training ground incident that occurred today.

Glenn Whelan put a pig's head inside Kenwyne Jones' locker. When Jones returned and found the pig's head, he went absolutely mental - and smashed up Whelan's car.

There's also supposedly been a big brawl at the training ground involving several squad members, due to this incident.

 

[RSS]

Stoke City have launched a full investigation into a training ground incident that occurred today.

Glenn Whelan has supposedly put a pig's head inside Kenwyne Jones' locker.

When Jones returned and found the pig's head, he went absolutely mental - and smashed up Whelan's car.

This can't be true can it? Did you make this up DTLW?

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

This can't be true can it? Did you make this up DTLW?

I'm being honest. It's actually true.

 

[tomw24]

This can't be true can it? Did you make this up DTLW?

I saw that Stoke were launching an investigation as well. Didn't know what for but there is definitely an investigation going on.

 

[RSS]

I'm being honest. It's actually true.

How bizarre!

 

[(Conor)]

Apparently this followed Michael Owen's car being pelted with eggs and flour.

 

[Joe!]

Here it is: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...yne-Joness-locker-leaving-striker-fuming.html

Photo of pig's head included.

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

This can't be true can it? Did you make this up DTLW?

he's telling porkies etc.

I am quite fond of this story! I would give my left nut to see kenwyne's face when he opened locker and found charlie adam staring back at him!

 

[Downthe36]

That's amazing, OK as a prank it probably crosses the line a bit, but it's not worth flinging a brick through a car window!

 

[Qwerty]

Is K.Jones muslim? Some saying that but I don't think he is. Possibly his partner is.

 

[Joe!]

Is K.Jones muslim? Some saying that but I don't think he is. Possibly his partner is.

Both Rastafarian I think. They avoid pork.

 

[Downthe36]

Is K.Jones muslim? Some saying that but I don't think he is. Possibly his partner is.

That would put a different spin on it!

Never heard that he is though.

 

[Downthe36]

Both Rastafarian I think. They avoid pork.

Even when they're stoned and hungry?